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re: funniest rehearsal dinner toast
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:46 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:46 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Unless you bomb, The only people that will remember your speech in a year are the sober baptist family members. Most people that try to be funny fail miserably and don’t have an exit strategy so it’s a long awkward speech.
Say nice things about the couple, maybe a story if you can tell it quickly.
Just a working theory, The funnier speeches tend to come from opposite sex siblings of the bride or groom. It’s usually something personal and heartfelt instead of some jackass crack jokes about when him and the groom did something stupid.
Brides maid speech almost certainly suck 8/10 times. The rad groomsmen that wants to tell a embarrassing story almost always sucks.
Say nice things about the couple, maybe a story if you can tell it quickly.
Just a working theory, The funnier speeches tend to come from opposite sex siblings of the bride or groom. It’s usually something personal and heartfelt instead of some jackass crack jokes about when him and the groom did something stupid.
Brides maid speech almost certainly suck 8/10 times. The rad groomsmen that wants to tell a embarrassing story almost always sucks.
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 6:47 pm
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Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:47 pm to TrapperJohn
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impractical jokers wedding toast
I love impractical jokers
I'm amazed those guys can keep it together while doing half that shite
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:51 pm to Melvin Spellvin
This next one works good with crowd participation. Have a select group, usually the other groomsmen, reply As follows.
Toastmaster :“Here’s to wishing the happy bride many orgasms.
To Good ones”
Groomsmen: “OH YES!”
T: “to evil ones”
G-men “OH DAMN!”
T: “to holy ones”
G-men: “OH GOD!”
T: and to fake ones
G-men: “OH (husbands name here)!”
Toastmaster :“Here’s to wishing the happy bride many orgasms.
To Good ones”
Groomsmen: “OH YES!”
T: “to evil ones”
G-men “OH DAMN!”
T: “to holy ones”
G-men: “OH GOD!”
T: and to fake ones
G-men: “OH (husbands name here)!”
This post was edited on 5/12/19 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:53 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Last wedding I went to, my dad said I was ugly during the wedding toast to my sibling.
It’s true but
It’s true but
Posted on 5/12/19 at 6:59 pm to Melvin Spellvin
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that’s not exactly what I was expecting...
What were you expecting,’exactly?
Posted on 5/12/19 at 7:05 pm to fr33manator
your funny and clever poetic wit for a large mixed audience...
Posted on 5/12/19 at 7:21 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Disagree. Thought that was a terrible toast. Downvote.
Posted on 5/12/19 at 7:37 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Funniest one I ever heard was at some guy named Melvin Spellvin's wedding.
Best Man: "Oh, by the way Melvin, your bride-to-be gave me a knobber last night."
Best Man: "Oh, by the way Melvin, your bride-to-be gave me a knobber last night."
Posted on 5/12/19 at 8:19 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Guys in our group got an inflatable sex sheep for the groom with noises and all as a gag gift and gave it to him right before the speech. Bad thing was the little daughter of the bride found it and kept making it “scream” during the toast. funniest damn toast I’ve seen till father in law got a hold of us. Swear to god to this day I’ve never seen a guy so mad and heard so many cuss words come out of somebody’s mouth in a 15 second interval.
Posted on 5/12/19 at 8:24 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Posted on 5/12/19 at 9:33 pm to Melvin Spellvin
I had a buddy who knocked his girlfriend up and they ended up getting married. At the rehearsal dinner I wanted to be clever and started off my speech with “I’d like to thank all the little people that made this possible”. I really didn’t realize what I said until everyone busted out laughing, including the bride. Good times.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:16 pm to mytigger
Was at a wedding where the bride had lost her virginity to the groom's brother. They were high school sweethearts. When older brother met up with her years later, they started dating and got engaged. Obviously, the two brothers discussed this and were ok with it.
Well, the father of the groom had been drinking and stood up to give a toast. He said something to the effect of "she has had the two sons so if she wants at crack at the dad....." Let me tell you, no one could believe it. Especially the father of the bride.
Well, the father of the groom had been drinking and stood up to give a toast. He said something to the effect of "she has had the two sons so if she wants at crack at the dad....." Let me tell you, no one could believe it. Especially the father of the bride.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:22 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:22 pm to Melvin Spellvin
At my buddy’s I talked about that time he get herpes lol
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:24 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Generally at rehearsal dinners, the funniest ones aren’t the people who go in trying to be Chris Farley.
If your delivery sucks, it doesn’t matter if you’re reciting Saturday night live level material
If your delivery sucks, it doesn’t matter if you’re reciting Saturday night live level material
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:27 pm to Melvin Spellvin
How are we supposed to answer this?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:28 pm to Dire Wolf
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The rad groomsmen that wants to tell a embarrassing story almost always sucks.
This. The douche groomsman who want to make it about themselves and think it's their time to shine in the spotlight suck. Just say some nice things and sit down, no one is there to hear you tell stories.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:31 pm to athenslife101
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Last wedding I went to, my dad said I was ugly during the wedding toast to my sibling.
When in a situation where your parents can speak in a public setting, always be prepared to remind them in front of everyone that you're gonna pick their nursing home one day.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:32 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Well, look at that. You CAN stuff 300 pounds of crap into a tuxedo.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 5/13/19 at 3:40 pm to Melvin Spellvin
Declare Prima Nocta. They'll love it.
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