Give me your best Boudreaux/Thibodeaux joke

Horrible

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, they went out hunting one day. After walking in circles for hours and hours, Boudreaux looked over and said, "Mais, Thibodeaux, I think we're lost!" Thibodeaux said, "Don't worry about that, I know just what to do. My daddy told me a long time ago, when you get lost in the woods, just shoot into the air three times. That will let the game warden know that you're lost, and they'll come find you." Boudreaux got excited, aimed into the air, and shot three times. They waited a few hours, but no one came. Thibodeaux said, "Just shoot three more times. Maybe they're looking for us now." Boudreaux shot three more times. Many hours passed, and still no one came to help. By this point it was getting dark. Thibodeaux said, "Shoot again. Someone's bound to come this time." Boudreaux looked over and said, "Mais, I hope so. I'm down to my last three arrows."

One morning Thibodeaux was sitting on his dock enjoying the sunrise when Boudreaux pulls up in his boat filled with duct tape. Thibodeaux looks at him, and asks "what you doing with a boat full of duct tape?" Boudreaux replies "I'm going duck hunting! You wanna come?" "You can't hunt ducks with duct tape, and no I ain't coming" replied Thibodeaux. So Boudreaux leaves. Later in the day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and low and behold its full of ducks. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.

The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat again, this time with a boat full of gatorade. Sarcastically Thibodeaux says "Let me guess, you gonna catch gators with gatorade?" "Yep, you wanna come?" says Boudreaux. "You can't catch gators with gatorade...No I ain't coming!" So Boudreaux leaves. Later that day Thibodeaux sees Boudreaux fly by in his boat, and it was filled with gators. "Well i'll be damned!" says Thibodeaux.

The next morning as Thibodeaux is enjoying the sunrise, Boudreaux pulls up in his boat agian...this time with a boat full of pussy willows. Thibodeaux thinks for a second and says..."Hold on let me get my hat"

One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to build a spaceship.

NASA hears about it and heads to Louisiana to investigate.

The NASA officials arrive at Boudreaux’s house to find a 20 foot tall rocket made out of wood.

“You plan on taking this rocket into space?” the NASA officials ask

“Dat’s right” Boudreaux replies

“Where do you want to go in space?”

“We visitin’ da sun”

“You’re visiting the sun?”

“Yeah”

“In a wooden rocket?”

“Yeah”

“Aren’t you worried a wooden rocket would burn up?”

“Nah, couyon, we goin’ at night.”

Boudreaux let’s go get a coke”.
—Not funny because Aramark ran out of Coke before the game started

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Thibodeaux &Boudreaux went to da LSU football game

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best one yet.

Boudreaux told Thiby to come to his theme party dresses as an emotion.

Day of the party Boo answers the door & Thiby is standing there naked except for a pear tied to his penis.

Boo says "Thiby what is wrong with you, I said to come dressed as an emotion".

Thiby says "I am dressed as an emotion, I fukin dis pear"

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binoculars. Thibodeaux stands up looks around, spots Boudreaux, way Over there across the field….and says real quiet like….“Boudreaux let’s go get a coke”.

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The DVs on this one are outrageous, this is a great joke

Credit to covlatiger from a 2008 thread:

Boudreaux and his wife Clotilde were having marital problems. It seems Clotilde was unable to achieve an orgasm, and they wondered if there might be a medical reason for her frigidity.

Their little fishing village didn't have a doctor, so they consulted the local vet, who scratched his head a few moments and opined, "It might be stress. Sometimes when we breed cows, the female gets a little stressed out by that big old bull, so we fan her with a blanket until she calms down and becomes more receptive. Maybe that would work for Clotilde."

So Boudreaux and Clotilde hired a strapping young man from Lafayette to fan them with a towel while they made love. The young man waved the towel vigorously while Boudreaux sweated and grunted, but sadly, Clotilde still didn't reach climax.

They reported their disappointing results to the vet, who suggested, "Change the circumstances around. Have the young man make love to Clotilde while you wave the towel."

So the strapping young man made love to Clotilde while Boudreaux fanned them with a towel, and Clotilde experienced multiple, thunderous orgasms.

As Clotilde and the young man lay there sweating and satiated, Boudreaux leaned over them and said smugly...

"Now dat, young man...is how you wave a towel."

I heard it with duck weed, crabgrass and then pussywillow.