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Give me your best dad joke
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:47 pm
Do you want to know the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket?
Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.
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Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:49 pm to TDTOM
Did you hear about the scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field.
He was outstanding in his field.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:49 pm to TDTOM
Dad jokes are how eyeroll.
This post was edited on 6/3/23 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:52 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Brutal
Ok. How about this one?
What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when he dropped him off at school?
Bye, son.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:53 pm to TDTOM
I’m a fan of one that comes out on road trips. When passing through places like Cuba, AL., or Paris, TX., you have to say “whoa we must have taken a wrong turn!”
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:55 pm to TDTOM
What did the Italian scuba diver say when he saw an eel?
“That’s a morayyyy.”
“That’s a morayyyy.”
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:55 pm to TDTOM
I repeat the one from Daddy’s home 2 all the time:
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover up their butt quack.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover up their butt quack.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:58 pm to TDTOM
Knock knock
Who’s there
To
To who?
To whom
Who’s there
To
To who?
To whom
Posted on 6/3/23 at 12:59 pm to TDTOM
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
This post was edited on 6/3/23 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:15 pm to TDTOM
What do you call a woman who's really good at darts?
Amy.
Amy.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:16 pm to TDTOM
Reminds me of an old joke. You know what my grandpa's last words were?
"Son, THAT THING'S LOADED!!"
"Son, THAT THING'S LOADED!!"
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:18 pm to TDTOM
What do gay horses eat?
Haaaayyyyyyyyy!
Haaaayyyyyyyyy!
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:19 pm to rexorotten
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
Dam!
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:21 pm to TDTOM
Fun fact: French Fries aren't actually from France, they come from Greece
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:22 pm to TDTOM
How do you know of an ant is a male or female?
They are all female, because if they weren’t they would be uncles.
They are all female, because if they weren’t they would be uncles.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:23 pm to TDTOM
How do you get a baby astronaut to fall asleep?
You Rocket
You Rocket
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:25 pm to TDTOM
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
I haven't heard from him since.
I haven't heard from him since.
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:25 pm to TDTOM
the 2 dads sucked each other off and took the trans child shopping, but a white supremacist honked at them and their EV
Posted on 6/3/23 at 1:30 pm to TDTOM
I changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now I have all Kenny Loggins.
Now I have all Kenny Loggins.
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