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Gnome Chia Pet Sucks
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:56 pm
Piece of crap crap doesn't even grow.
The little shite seeds grow in dirt but not on the damn gnome thing.
It's bad enough my 5yo's bday had to be cancelled because people scared of a bullshite flu, now his stupid little present doesn't even work.
The little shite seeds grow in dirt but not on the damn gnome thing.
It's bad enough my 5yo's bday had to be cancelled because people scared of a bullshite flu, now his stupid little present doesn't even work.


Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to deeprig9
Seems like you’re taking this hard
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to deeprig9
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Gnome
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Sucks
Found on both reddit and the OT.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to deeprig9
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Gnome
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Piece of crap
Checks out
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to deeprig9
When you take "Michelle's" pants off


Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:06 pm to deeprig9
Reminds me of the total devastation I experienced as a kid when my sea monkeys died in a few short days.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:06 pm to deeprig9
You got your 5 year old a fricking chia gnome for his birthday?
“Uh, thanks Dad?”
“Uh, thanks Dad?”
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:12 pm to deeprig9
You have to keep the seeds wet. A spray bottle with water worked great on my Groot Chia.


Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:14 pm to deeprig9
Try turning it OFF and then back ON.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:14 pm to deeprig9
Someone is bored out their f'in mind....
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:15 pm to deeprig9
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Gnome Chia Pet Sucks
Somewhere LucasP is smiling.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:54 pm to deeprig9
I wish TulaneLSU would do the top ten Chia Pets
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:12 pm to deeprig9
I'd tell you how to make it grow but I realized I don't really care.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:16 pm to High C
Well $500 went into his 529 last month so he'll accept his birthday present and actually was really excited about it until the damn thing didn't work. Luckily we have some other stuff family sent as presents that he can play with while Im on conference calls all day because of a stupid fricking flu.
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