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Hilarious sports quotes.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:09 pm
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:09 pm
I'll start with two:
Vitas Gerulaitis, after he beat Jimmy Connors to break a 16 match losing streak to Connors said: “And let that be a lesson to you all. No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.”
John McKay, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Reporter - “What do you think of your team’s execution coach?” McKay - “I’m in favor of it.”
Vitas Gerulaitis, after he beat Jimmy Connors to break a 16 match losing streak to Connors said: “And let that be a lesson to you all. No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.”
John McKay, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Reporter - “What do you think of your team’s execution coach?” McKay - “I’m in favor of it.”
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:12 pm to alpinetiger
Yogi Berra could have a book of these.
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:13 pm to alpinetiger
quote:John McKay
We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:13 pm to alpinetiger
"Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours." -Yogi
“I know why Peyton came back for his senior year. He wanted to be a three-time star of the Citrus Bowl.” -Spurrier
“I know why Peyton came back for his senior year. He wanted to be a three-time star of the Citrus Bowl.” -Spurrier
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:15 pm to alpinetiger
Quote by bird35.
I was coaching a JV high school basketball team at a camp. The varsity coach signed us up as a varsity team to showcase a player whose brother just got a scholarship to Duke.
This player got hurt in game one and we lost 6 consecutive games.
We won game 7 but then lost game 8.
After the game I said “Well guys, you can’t win them all.”
I was coaching a JV high school basketball team at a camp. The varsity coach signed us up as a varsity team to showcase a player whose brother just got a scholarship to Duke.
This player got hurt in game one and we lost 6 consecutive games.
We won game 7 but then lost game 8.
After the game I said “Well guys, you can’t win them all.”
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:15 pm to alpinetiger
Look at that little monkey run!
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:21 pm to alpinetiger
“Hindsight is 50-50.”
Coach Pat Dye, Auburn
Coach Pat Dye, Auburn
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:24 pm to alpinetiger
When asked by Bob Costas why he took his wife on all of the Oilers' road trips Bum Phillips replied...
"Because she's too ugly to kiss goodbye."
"Because she's too ugly to kiss goodbye."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:27 pm to alpinetiger
quote:
"In the ring, I never really knew fear." ~ Rocky Marciano
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:35 pm to alpinetiger
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:35 pm to alpinetiger
Back in the 80's, Auburn was supposed to play Kansas in Lawrence in football. Kansas allowed Auburn to move the game to Auburn (for a fee).
When asked about it, the Kansas Head Coach said, "It's bad enough they are going to read about it, I don't want them to see it".
When asked about it, the Kansas Head Coach said, "It's bad enough they are going to read about it, I don't want them to see it".
Posted on 1/9/22 at 12:43 pm to alpinetiger
John McKay has a boat load of them.
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"If you have everyone back from a team that lost ten games, the experience isn't too important."
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"If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay."
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"Can't stop the pass or the run. Otherwise, we're in great shape."
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"Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs."
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“We can’t win at home and we can’t win on the road” “What we need is a neutral site.”
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“What did you think of your team’s execution, Coach?” The answer: “I’m in favor of it.”
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