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Hurricane resistant, bullet proof home for sale in Mid-City
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:29 am
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:29 am
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NEW ORLEANS — A Mid-City house is on the market, and the owner claims it's eradicated several threats houses usually face through design.
Brian Opert designed and built the three bed, two bath house in 2008. You can feel the difference.
“You knock on the wall you go, 'Oh this hurt my knuckles.' Yeah, it’s solid concrete," Opert said.
The entire home is made out of precast concrete that looks like wood.
“All of these were poured in a factory that we built in the East, and then trucked here and erected with a crane," Opert said.
Since it was built, Opert said he's had to do little maintenance.
“If I were a buyer, I would move in here and paint the inside. Maybe paint the outside because you’re going to get another 20 years, or maybe not. Make the grass pretty. That’s it. There’s nothing else that needs to be done," Opert said.
If that's not a selling point, there are other perks Realtor Kim Kantrow lists.
"...resists hurricanes; doesn’t care about big winds; flooding doesn’t matter; no fire, no rodents, no termites; and bullets will bounce off the concrete exterior walls. With another plus – it’s pretty much sound-proof too!" the listing said.
Opert said Hurricane Ida knocked down trees on the property, but the house wasn't damaged. He said the house is designed to not take on water.
“It’s a reverse swimming pool. Swimming pool keeps the water in, this keeps the water out," Opert said.
There's no wood in the home, so termites won't like it. Even the doors and trim are made out of MDF.
“There’s no wood anywhere. All of this is MDF. There’s no nuts and nut screws. All of this is glued," Opert said.
Plus, you don't have to worry about mold.
“The inside is covered with paperless sheetrock. Paperless because it doesn’t get mold," Opert said.
Opert said the home is peaceful and soundproof.
In January, there was a shootout a half mile away. The NOPD said three people died and they found 70 bullet casings.
Opert said it's possible a bullet could come through the windows, but they would bounce off the home's walls.
“No bullet is going to come through this house," Opert said.
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Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:32 am to John88
Which is good while you are in the house. Except your car will get jacked and you will get held up once you walk outside.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:37 am to John88
Hope he doesn’t run into any electrical problems
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:45 am to John88
Living in New Orleans reminds me of the movie The Omega Man except Heston had off street parking.
Interesting fact: the book that this movie was based on was written by a Covington resident.
Interesting fact: the book that this movie was based on was written by a Covington resident.
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 11:46 am
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:49 am to John88
2930 Banks
I love mid city but I love my life more

I love mid city but I love my life more
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:10 pm to BobABooey
At least in the movie you were safe during the day as I recall.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:29 pm to John88
quote:
“I was a little skeptical, but it checks a lot of the boxes and makes homeownership in New Orleans possible," Kantrow said.
Damn. He's putting NOLA on blast.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:34 pm to John88
If you have this house and a concrete body suit and a concrete car it sounds like you’ll be OK.
Don’t forget the pet- gotta have a concrete suit for Fideaux!
Two blocks off Tulane Avenue, close to Owlie’s favorite street, Gayoso.
Don’t forget the pet- gotta have a concrete suit for Fideaux!
Two blocks off Tulane Avenue, close to Owlie’s favorite street, Gayoso.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:38 pm to John88
Nola can't even keep residents who live in a hurricane, flood, rodent, and bullet proof house because it has gotten so shitty.
Tough scene.
Cool house. Wonder how efficient it is and what they are asking.
Tough scene.
Cool house. Wonder how efficient it is and what they are asking.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:39 pm to soccerfüt
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Hope he doesn’t run into any electrical problems
Probably all run in conduit. Easier than stick built house with the romex stapled to the studs and joists.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:40 pm to John88
quote:
“You knock on the wall you go, 'Oh this hurt my knuckles.' Yeah, it’s solid concrete," Opert said.
The entire home is made out of precast concrete that looks like wood.
Who cares about the hurricane stuff. The biggest selling point should be that bullets won’t come through the walls and hit you.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:43 pm to John88
I wonder why this hasn't been more of a trend especially due to termites. I do have a question of how insulated it is
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:45 pm to John88
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“There’s no wood anywhere. All of this is MDF. There’s no nuts and nut screws. All of this is glued," Opert said.
Plus, you don't have to worry about mold.
MDF molds and disintegrates when wet. Even high humidity is a problem for it. Glue deteriorates with age too, can't imagine how much of a pain in the arse it would be to re-trim that house after a flood.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:48 pm to John88
and still would be a terrible place to raise a family. Welcome to NOLA
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:05 pm to John88
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Opert said the home is peaceful and soundproof.
In January, there was a shootout a half mile away. The NOPD said three people died and they found 70 bullet casings.
I love how this is presented like a sales pitch. The house is in a 3rd world neighborhood, but I barely heard any of the murders that night!
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Opert said it's possible a bullet could come through the windows, but they would bounce off the home's walls.

This is like the scene in Dumb & Dumber when Harry is like: "Oh she gave me this bullet-proof vest!"
Lloyd: "Wait, what if he shot you in the head?"
Harry: ::frowns:: "What if he shot me in the head?"
FBI agent: "That was a risk we were willing to take."
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:29 pm to John88
I worked 16 years for a company, the owner was a really great guy. He built a "camp" on the ship channel made of "Fold Form". It's used to build basements up north. 1'x3' Styrofoam pieces that fit together like Legos and have a 4", 6", or 12" space between the Styrofoam pieces which is filled with concrete. Rebar is ran vertically and horizontally. It has 3 floors and two elevators, damn thing is like a bomb shelter. We stucco'd the outside and sheetrock on inside. Looked great.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:31 pm to John88
fricking hell, just move already.
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:34 pm to John88
quote:That sounds like a challenge
bullet proof home
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:38 pm to Clames
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MDF molds and disintegrates when wet. Even high humidity is a problem for it. Glue deteriorates with age too, can't imagine how much of a pain in the arse it would be to re-trim that house after a flood.
I don't think it would be too much worse since you have to pull the trim anyway when you flood. I agree on the MDF. Being in New Orleans, he should have gone with the mold resistant gypsum stuff for his walls.
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:49 pm to jmarto1
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I wonder why this hasn't been more of a trend especially due to termites. I do have a question of how insulated it is
You can insulate precast and tilt-up wall panels. Pretty cool process and it was used on the women's prison being built in St. Gabriel.
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