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Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:37 am to t00f
We did this same thread a few weeks ago. I think it was same thread title even.
She’s 27 with a small kid. Just having a kid shouldn’t automatically qualify someone as potential “MILF” status. There’s many 16-18 year olds out there with kids.
None of this is official by any means...
but by the spirit of the rule, either the woman should:
A: be of a certain minimum age (at least 35-40).
B: if younger than that designated minimum age, it should be because she had a kid at a very early age in life, and now her kids’ teenage friends are old enough to bestow “MILF” status to her
Disclaimer:
I’ve been fighting this battle for over 20 years. A girl we graduated high school with popped out a kid. Friends started referring to her as a “MILF”. No! She’s just a hot 19y/o girl with a kid now.

She’s 27 with a small kid. Just having a kid shouldn’t automatically qualify someone as potential “MILF” status. There’s many 16-18 year olds out there with kids.
None of this is official by any means...
but by the spirit of the rule, either the woman should:
A: be of a certain minimum age (at least 35-40).
B: if younger than that designated minimum age, it should be because she had a kid at a very early age in life, and now her kids’ teenage friends are old enough to bestow “MILF” status to her
Disclaimer:
I’ve been fighting this battle for over 20 years. A girl we graduated high school with popped out a kid. Friends started referring to her as a “MILF”. No! She’s just a hot 19y/o girl with a kid now.

Posted on 4/23/25 at 1:50 am to habz007
You are getting Cougars and Milfs mixed up.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 2:17 am to Darth_Vader
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Considering I’m old enough to be her father, I can’t picture her as a MILF.
That's a shame. Doesn't seem to be an issue for her husband.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:21 am to habz007
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Just having a kid shouldn’t automatically qualify someone as potential “MILF” status.
True, I'd also have to L to F them.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:23 am to ODoyleRulez
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You know how I know you’re ghey?!
You know how I know you have horrible situational awareness?!
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:30 am to t00f
Funny how hard anything Trump triggers the left.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:48 am to t00f
She is but I’m nervous. She is a little beefy for someone who loves fitness. My concern is her at 40-50
At least her husband will be 90 by then so he won’t notice.
At least her husband will be 90 by then so he won’t notice.
This post was edited on 4/23/25 at 5:48 am
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:50 am to GreenRockTiger
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GreenRockTiger
Post your pics.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 5:53 am to t00f
Off-center cameltoe.
WNHI.
( That"s BS of course. Would smash indiscriminately)
WNHI.
( That"s BS of course. Would smash indiscriminately)
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:18 am to habz007
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A: be of a certain minimum age (at least 35-40).
Kids should be twelve and older.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:19 am to N2cars
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Off-center cameltoe.
WNHI.
ditto
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:37 am to boosiebadazz
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Limited shelf life though.
Like most women, of course.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:40 am to t00f
You can answer this yourself.... It mIlf not mYlf.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:41 am to t00f
I’m definitely all about her.
I like her spiciness.
Would absolutely sexually disappoint her
I like her spiciness.
Would absolutely sexually disappoint her
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:45 am to TackySweater
quote:you're just mad that she laughed at your pink pussy hat
fat one maybe
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:46 am to t00f
She has a kid by birth.
I'd like to frick her.
So, yes.
I'd like to frick her.
So, yes.
Posted on 4/23/25 at 6:54 am to boosiebadazz
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Sure. Limited shelf life though
Who doesn’t?
Posted on 4/23/25 at 7:08 am to Kafka
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Her husband is 59
I’m 52; so you’re saying there’s a chance?
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