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re: Jaxton & Friends vs HOA Kevin's and Karens - Boca Raton Gated Community

Posted on 6/4/26 at 5:05 pm to
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3821 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 5:05 pm to
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Damn are all those grown men midgets??? 5 foot tall quido's thinking they are mob bosses.


Studies suggest that at least 50% of them are gay.
Posted by Grifola
Member since Aug 2017
263 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 5:12 pm to
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Kevin on “patrol” with his HOA shirt on


With elbow/knee pads and a whistle. Everything adult in that video is pathetic loser with no life. OMG, a 12-year old did a wheelie in the street, frick off.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8565 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 5:32 pm to
What's the statute of limitations on popping wheelies -- asking for a friend?
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
9175 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 6:06 pm to
Entitled kid? Wheelies or not, never touch a child or steal his phone like that. I think if any of us caught grown adults doing that to our child, we'd be in jail right now. Mitch has a very punchable face. Elbow pads AND the Lotus HOA shirt. This guy thinks he's in the wheelie tactical response unit.

BUT..

Looks like ol' Mitch and Ari are in some really deep doo doo.

Ruh Oh.

In early April, 62-year-old Lotus resident Mitchell Schuman confronted a 13-year-old riding an e-bike, threw a water bottle at him, and took the boy’s phone—an encounter that was recorded and went viral. Deputies initially charged him with misdemeanor assault and theft, but after a second review of the video, prosecutors upgraded the case to a felony: robbery by snatching, which carries a potential five-year sentence. A second man involved, Ari Brooks, was also arrested and charged with the same felony plus simple assault for restraining the teen and refusing to return the phone. Both cases remain active, and the men are scheduled to continue fighting the charges in court next month.

Boca Raton Men Charged With Felony. Allegedly Battered, Stole From Child.


FELONY FILED AGAINST MITCHELL SCHUMAN IN LOTUS E-BIKE INCIDENT


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This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 6:28 pm
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63564 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 7:12 pm to
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From the video, I think the name of the subdivision is "Lotus".


Not a "Seinfeld" fan I presume. Too bad Jerry mugged an old lady and stole her marbled rye.
This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 7:44 pm
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
309 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 7:39 pm to
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Del Bocca Vista


Phase ta-two...
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56017 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 7:44 pm to
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Don’t do wheelies down the middle of the street shithead.

Where else to do them?
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3206 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 7:50 pm to
South Florida is so full of Yankee transplants that it’s hard to call them Yankee transplants. It’s more like you’re a Southern transplant if you’re one of the few people in South Florida with a Southern accent.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63564 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 7:50 pm to
That's pretty pathetic of you if you think it's okay for a bunch of (alleged) "grown-arse men" ganging up on a 13 year old for acting like a 13 year old. I'm sure they knew where this kid lived; they could have easily gone and spoke with his folks about the incident or reported it to their neighborhood security or the police. What they did, all of them, was WAY out-of-line. I'm glad they were arrested.
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
25637 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 8:14 pm to
Even if the kid was doing something that endangered others, you can’t just go and take his phone. You take a pic of his face and you report it to security. You can’t just hold his property. This isn’t a citizens arrest.

That being said, those charges seem kinda bonkers for what happened. The men involved deserve a punishment for sure, but 5 years in prison? Nah.
This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 8:19 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75614 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 8:31 pm to
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That being said, those charges seem kinda bonkers for what happened. The men involved deserve a punishment for sure, but 5 years in prison? Nah.


The cops charged only the one guy, with a misdemeanor. Then the local news got ahold of the footage, it got a lot of local attention, so the DA elevated the charges and charged a second guy.

The News doing what The News does.

It will be reduced to guilty pleas on misdemeanors and nobody is going to jail.
This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 8:33 pm
Posted by Arktigers
Member since Sep 2022
969 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 8:41 pm to
Live in a fairly restrictive HOA. Mix of retirees and young families. Younger folks view everything as their playground, older folks view everything as theirs to control. A little consideration on both sides goes a long way.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20131 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 9:04 pm to
I made it about a minute into the actual footage before I had to turn it off. Stupid fricking liberal Yankee jackoffs.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127489 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 9:08 pm to
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whistle
Patrolling the mean streets of Lotus.
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
7132 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 9:40 pm to
Those homes in the neighborhood are going for like $600 sq/ft.
Nothing under $1.5mil

As a couple others have said, Yankees.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
63564 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 10:00 pm to


This post was edited on 6/4/26 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Det. John Kimble
Member since Jan 2013
15 posts
Posted on 6/4/26 at 10:48 pm to
STFU
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
2023 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 12:55 am to
WTF is wrong with these parents? This generation never grew up playing outside so they think every kid riding a bike is a hooligan. Damn, these parents are the worst! Just let kids be kids!
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8565 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:41 am to
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As a couple others have said, damn yankees.


FIFY
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122283 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 6:50 am to


I have one for yall. In Florida, a homeless dude runs to some guy's house yelling and screaming in pain... One of his nuts were bleeding. His girlfriend, for some reason, thought he was having relations with a nurse practitioner so during intercourse she took a bite out of his ball sack. The police had to go find her to arrest her.

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