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re: Jessica Biel regrets dressing 'so sexy all the time' in her younger days NSFW

Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:26 am to
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:26 am to
Dumb whore would absolutely be unknown if it wasnt for her body. Shed be a complete ZERO unknown to anyone
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39741 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:26 am to
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Without the body she is an OT 5



Unless you're Edmund Kemper you like having a body with a head.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129846 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:27 am to
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I bet JT sticks his tongue in her butt hole.


I’d pick the kernels out of her shite to make popcorn
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:31 am to
That arse is what I remember her for in that last pick. If it was a GIF, you would see that beautiful jiggle it did before returning to it's firm perfect shape.

Her face...meh. Never thought she was particularly attractive.

The body. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11196 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:31 am to
Nope. Google Jessica Biel sink picture.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
61241 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:33 am to
Her face is very horselike
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39741 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:36 am to
quote:

That arse is what I remember her for in that last pick. If it was a GIF, you would see that beautiful jiggle it did before returning to it's firm perfect shape.



Added
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
38716 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:39 am to
“I regret having a career”
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
30827 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:40 am to
I want to hate JT so bad, but can’t bring myself to it

He’s my hero
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4923 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:44 am to
didn't she get full on naked in some stripper movie?

ETA: yep went to the google machine and the movie is Powder Blue, naked with candle wax
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
33845 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:46 am to




This post was edited on 1/25/19 at 7:52 am
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18755 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:48 am to
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explored some different shapes




What does this even mean? She wishes she could have turned into a land whale?
Posted by cykablyat
Member since Jan 2019
116 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:50 am to
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Jessica Biel regrets dressing so sexy all the time in her younger days now that she lives in the Soy Age


FIFY
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2423 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:52 am to
Butterface with a beautiful arse
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 7:56 am to
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Guess what I'm saying is, if her tits were bigger and arse just a tad bigger and you have an amazing body that really could get you places. Thing is, bodies like her are walking around in the quad err day.


Yepper!

Many of the Hollywood "stars" you see got famous because they played the Genital Lottery correctly: Pull the correct handle and you are given a big payday....

Wait, should that be called the Weinstein Weiner Lottery instead?
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
83954 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 8:04 am to
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Without the body she is an OT 5


This wont appease the masses, but I had a buddy who went to a wedding that she was at, during her prime, and he said she was very anorexic like and not as good looking as she was in movies.
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
11980 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 8:05 am to
at the time, and still maybe to this day, that scene with her arse in Chuck and Larry was the best arse I had ever seen
Posted by GoRuckTiger
Bossie City
Member since Aug 2013
1510 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Without the body she is an OT 5


Not bad for just a head.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
70921 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 8:12 am to
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maybe it didn't need to always be about the body.


yes... yes it did
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84674 posts
Posted on 1/25/19 at 8:12 am to
I remember going to see “Chuck and Larry” at the movies specifically to see the scene those last 2 gifs are from.
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