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Light a match in the bathroom - why?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:10 pm
This may seem like a dumb question, but is it so the flame burns off the methane or whatever in the flatulence, or is it because the burning chemicals in the match head overpower the flatulence?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:11 pm to tadman
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the burning chemicals in the match head overpower the flatulence
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:11 pm to tadman
If the methane has built up enough you’ll explode, and thus not have to face the embarrassment of people thinking your poop stinks
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:11 pm to tadman
So I can smoke a Winston while taking a dump
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:12 pm to tadman
Matches smell better than Glade air freshener.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:17 pm to Smeg
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Matches smell better than Glade air freshener.
That's a fact.
When I was growing up we always had matches in the bathroom.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:27 pm to idrivethefiretruck
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That's a fact. When I was growing up we always had matches in the bathroom.
You don’t really see matches anywhere anymore, tbh
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:38 pm to supadave3
Matches went all electric. Less pollution.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:41 pm to BigDropper
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Burnt wood >>>> shite
Match smell isn't burnt wood smell, it's mostly sulphur smell.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:47 pm to tadman
It's like a good red wine with a quality steak. Match smoke and stank arse just pair well together.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:50 pm to UKWildcats
I usually stick mine in the log and make a wish before i send it home.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:50 pm to Sun God
My dad used to smoke his Pallmall no filter cigs while taking a good healthy one and he never blew up.
He did fall asleep on the toilet sometimes and fall off.
He did fall asleep on the toilet sometimes and fall off.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:55 pm to tadman
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This may seem like a dumb question
If you start with that then yes, it is.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 6:56 pm to Tempratt
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My dad used to smoke his Pallmall no filter cigs while taking a good healthy one and he never blew up.
He did fall asleep on the toilet sometimes and fall off.
Your dad was ripped to the tits.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 7:07 pm to tadman
So you can light your farts. Try it.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 7:10 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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Your dad was ripped to the tits.
He was in good health until cancer got him.
Posted on 4/11/22 at 9:10 am to Chucktown_Badger
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Match smell isn't burnt wood smell, it's mostly sulphur smell.
It is a combination of both and, if you allow the flame to burn all the wood before extinguishing it, you get more burnt wood smell.
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