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Love Cloud Vegas charters jets to nowhere for horny mile-high-clubbers
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:49 am
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:49 am
That's thinking outside the box to make money

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For $995, couples can charter a Love Cloud jet for 45 minutes and get busy while Blake, 51, flies them 5,280 feet above Las Vegas. Should that not be enough time to get your propeller spinning, sessions range up to $1,495 for an hour and a half. Seat belts can be ditched two minutes after takeoff.
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The Cessna is tricked out with a bed, red satin sheets and “sex position pillow,” but don’t expect to get too comfy: A twin mattress is all that will fit in the cabin.
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Customers range from horny newlyweds to older couples in search of lost mojo to a pack of swingers from Europe (six people can be accommodated per flight).
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He recalled two passengers “who had caught their spouses cheating — with each other.” So the jilted pair, after each signing their divorce papers, “met in Vegas without knowing each other. Upon arrival, the man was air-hugging her and they did not seem close,” Blake said. “After the flight, I photographed them with their tongues down each other’s throat. He took out her breast and they both flipped the bird. Then they sent the photos to their exes.”
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Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:51 am to DemonKA3268
quote:How much for 3 minutes? Is it straight pro rata?
For $995, couples can charter a Love Cloud jet for 45 minutes
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to DemonKA3268

Imagine hitting that interior with a black light.
This post was edited on 11/12/21 at 8:54 am
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to DemonKA3268
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He recalled two passengers “who had caught their spouses cheating — with each other.” So the jilted pair, after each signing their divorce papers, “met in Vegas without knowing each other. Upon arrival, the man was air-hugging her and they did not seem close,” Blake said. “After the flight, I photographed them with their tongues down each other’s throat. He took out her breast and they both flipped the bird. Then they sent the photos to their exes.”

Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to TDTOM
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Sounds sanitary.
You don't think they clean, disinfect and sanitize afterwards?
Me either
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to DemonKA3268
What do I do with the extra 41 minutes? Is there a parachute option?
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:57 am to DemonKA3268
Can I just get those ladies dropped off at the Marriott? I don't need the plane.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:58 am to fr33manator
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Imagine hitting that interior with a black light.
no worse than your average hotel room

Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:58 am to DemonKA3268
So do you get credit for being in the mile high club if you, umm, inadvertently “finish” the session a little early and don’t quite reach the 1 mile plateau? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:02 am to DemonKA3268
I wonder if a fresh set of sheets and pillowcases is extra? Also that love position pillow…….oof!
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:04 am to DemonKA3268
Now this is the official Hookers and Blow transportation.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:05 am to DemonKA3268
Then it’s a super awkward flight with nothing else to talk about except how you want to get the frick out of the plane
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:09 am to DemonKA3268
God, I'd hate to spend 45 minutes cooped up with my wife.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:11 am to Eighteen
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What do I do with the extra 41 minutes? Is there a parachute option?
Now that might be worth it.
frick on the way up, float on the way down
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:11 am to DemonKA3268
I’m sending this to my girlfriend so we can book a flight. My wife would never go for it.
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:14 am to DemonKA3268
Pilot: umm, we are about to experience a little turbulence.
Passengers: bring it!
Passengers: bring it!
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