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Love Cloud Vegas charters jets to nowhere for horny mile-high-clubbers

Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:49 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20379 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:49 am
That's thinking outside the box to make money

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For $995, couples can charter a Love Cloud jet for 45 minutes and get busy while Blake, 51, flies them 5,280 feet above Las Vegas. Should that not be enough time to get your propeller spinning, sessions range up to $1,495 for an hour and a half. Seat belts can be ditched two minutes after takeoff.
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The Cessna is tricked out with a bed, red satin sheets and “sex position pillow,” but don’t expect to get too comfy: A twin mattress is all that will fit in the cabin.
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Customers range from horny newlyweds to older couples in search of lost mojo to a pack of swingers from Europe (six people can be accommodated per flight).
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He recalled two passengers “who had caught their spouses cheating — with each other.” So the jilted pair, after each signing their divorce papers, “met in Vegas without knowing each other. Upon arrival, the man was air-hugging her and they did not seem close,” Blake said. “After the flight, I photographed them with their tongues down each other’s throat. He took out her breast and they both flipped the bird. Then they sent the photos to their exes.”


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Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
20826 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:51 am to
Sounds sanitary.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7027 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:51 am to
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For $995, couples can charter a Love Cloud jet for 45 minutes
How much for 3 minutes? Is it straight pro rata?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129846 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to



Imagine hitting that interior with a black light.
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Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153601 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to
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He recalled two passengers “who had caught their spouses cheating — with each other.” So the jilted pair, after each signing their divorce papers, “met in Vegas without knowing each other. Upon arrival, the man was air-hugging her and they did not seem close,” Blake said. “After the flight, I photographed them with their tongues down each other’s throat. He took out her breast and they both flipped the bird. Then they sent the photos to their exes.”

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
20379 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to
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Sounds sanitary.


You don't think they clean, disinfect and sanitize afterwards?

Me either
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36401 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:53 am to
What do I do with the extra 41 minutes? Is there a parachute option?
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:54 am to
Are masks required?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65749 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:55 am to
3,2,1
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14335 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:57 am to
Quagmire Air
Posted by TriadTigers
North Carolina
Member since Jan 2020
1295 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:57 am to
Can I just get those ladies dropped off at the Marriott? I don't need the plane.
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
143949 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:58 am to
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Imagine hitting that interior with a black light.

no worse than your average hotel room
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11020 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 8:58 am to
So do you get credit for being in the mile high club if you, umm, inadvertently “finish” the session a little early and don’t quite reach the 1 mile plateau? Asking for a friend.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15929 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:02 am to
I wonder if a fresh set of sheets and pillowcases is extra? Also that love position pillow…….oof!
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
16997 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:04 am to
Now this is the official Hookers and Blow transportation.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34534 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:05 am to
Then it’s a super awkward flight with nothing else to talk about except how you want to get the frick out of the plane
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
5684 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:09 am to
God, I'd hate to spend 45 minutes cooped up with my wife.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129846 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:11 am to
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What do I do with the extra 41 minutes? Is there a parachute option?


Now that might be worth it.

frick on the way up, float on the way down
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
Member since Jun 2013
2377 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:11 am to
I’m sending this to my girlfriend so we can book a flight. My wife would never go for it.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27768 posts
Posted on 11/12/21 at 9:14 am to
Pilot: umm, we are about to experience a little turbulence.

Passengers: bring it!
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