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No more wanky-wanky in Gonzales
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:02 pm
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67-year-old among six arrested in local massage parlors sting

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ASCENSION PARISH, La. (WAFB) - A five-week-long investigation into massage parlors in Ascension Parish has resulted in four locations being shut down and six women being arrested, Gonzales Police Captain Steven Nethken said.
All of the women charged in the case are over the age of 50, including a 67-year-old Gonzales woman who is charged with prostitution by massage, records show.
The four massage locations each allegedly had certain workers “practicing elicit activities,” Nethken said.
All of the locations are within the Gonzales city limits including Happy Spa located at 2819 S. Cabela’s Parkway, Magical Massage and Spa located at 602 S. Burnside Avenue, Oriental Relax Massage located at 2325 S. Burnside Ave and Rose Massage located at 2705 W. Highway 30, the department said.
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Nethken said the following females were arrested:
Ningye Huang, age 62, of Gonzales, LA, Happy Spa, one count of prostitution by massage and one count of practicing massage therapy without a license
Yu Tan, age 54, no hometown listed, Happy Spa, one count of practicing massage therapy without a state license
Yaping Zhao, age 67, of Gonzales, LA, Magical Spa, one count of prostitution by massage and one count of practicing massage therapy without a license
Zou Weilan, age 58, of Sidney, Montana, Magical Spa, one count of practicing massage therapy without a licenseWumei Qiu, age 52, of Flushing, New York, Happy Spa, one count of prostitution by massage and one count of practicing massage therapy without a license
Shuying Gao, 55, of Gonzales, LA, Oriental Relax Massage, one count of prostitution by massage, one count of resisting arrest, and one count practicing massage therapy without a license
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:03 pm to LSUWoodworker
quote:the hands were probably extra soft. Just close your eyes and you dont even know the difference...
67-year-old among six arrested in local massage parlors sting
I imagine
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:04 pm to LSUWoodworker
Old hooker don’t die, they apparently just move to Gonzales.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:04 pm to LSUWoodworker
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No more wanky-wanky in Gonzales
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LSUWoodworker
Name checks out
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:06 pm to LSUWoodworker
Seems like a victimless crime.
But we continue to let priest do their thing.
But we continue to let priest do their thing.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:10 pm to LSUWoodworker
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practicing massage therapy without a license
Magic government issued piece of paper makes it all better
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:10 pm to justanotherhuman1
Didn't need the gif, I'm eating lunch a-hole
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm to LSUWoodworker
Should not be illegal. We all pay for pussy, one way or another. Massage parlors are the cheapest route, actually.
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm to PetroBabich
We live near all this fun stuff and were at Wings & Sides just a couple weeks ago. I honestly looked at that shop and wondered if it was even open but there were 4 cars out front.
I wish it coulda been me.


I wish it coulda been me.


This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm to LSUWoodworker
So wait... it is a crime to perform a massage without a license? Thought this was America!
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:12 pm to Cuz413
Someone please explain what is prostitution by massage is????
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:14 pm to dukke v
The tip makes it prostitution
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:15 pm to Pedro
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the hands were probably extra soft. Just close your eyes and you dont even know the difference...
I think I'd rather just buy a fleshlight if I was that desperate to get jacked off by something other than my hand than resort to asian broads in their 60s.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:16 pm to LSUWoodworker
the first one looks a little sketchy
Not sure if I should choose Happy Spa or Magical Massage!
Not sure if I should choose Happy Spa or Magical Massage!
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:16 pm to justanotherhuman1
quote:Teachers get busted 1000x's more frequently these days than any other profession for kid diddling, but you government bootlickers bury your heads in the sand over it rather than asking for any mental health evaluations of these people you're handing your kids to.
Seems like a victimless crime. But we continue to let priest do their thing.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:17 pm to LSUWoodworker
“If your massage parlor has the same hours as a Jack in the Box, you’re probably going to jack in a box”
-Some comic i heard
-Some comic i heard
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:17 pm to mikelbr
Rub and Tug, Head shop, Wings place, and ice cream. You could have a great afternoon and never leave that small strip.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:17 pm to LSUWoodworker
Five weeks? That's a lot of "investigating". I can hear them arguing over who is going to go over and make sure grandma is still doing the happy ending
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:19 pm to dukke v
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Someone please explain what is prostitution by massage is??
It's where they give you a massage while naked or close to it. And you tickle your own pickle.
That's been common in Texas for YEARS. It use to be quasi-legal and definitely less serious than prostitution.
So I've heard.

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