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Polar bear vs hippo battle - who wins?
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:48 am
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:48 am
On land?
In the water?
Assume temperature is comfortable for both.
In the water?
Assume temperature is comfortable for both.
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:49 am to weagle99
Hippo
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:49 am to weagle99
Hippo fricks that bear up
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:50 am to weagle99
A Hippo would dispatch a polar bear with a single chomp 100 times out of a 100. Land, water, outer space, comfortable temp, all erroneous.
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 10:55 am
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:50 am to weagle99
Polar bear.
More athletic. Great swimmer. Better weapons.
More athletic. Great swimmer. Better weapons.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:50 am to weagle99
Definitely the hippo. Ever seen that hippo vs crocodile NatGeo doc? Those are some bad bad motherfrickers when they're grown.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:50 am to CBandits82
Hippo fricks everything up except for an elephant
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:50 am to weagle99
Hippo no contest for both Land and water unless it's a baby. Hippos are 5-7 times the size of polar bears.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:51 am to weagle99
Saw a hippo segment on Planet Earth a couple months back. Very aggressive and unpredictable. They frick shite up.
Give me the hippo
Give me the hippo
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:52 am to weagle99
quote:
Assume temperature is comfortable for both
I am very amused by this statement.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:53 am to weagle99
This image has me wondering how good hippo meat tastes.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:54 am to Sampson
quote:
Land
You might be overestimating the hippo on land. They basically run around and try to get back in the water from what I have seen.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:54 am to athenslife101
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:55 am to weagle99
Hippo has an unfair cheat code
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:55 am to weagle99
Hippo
Hippos weigh 3000-4000 pounds.
Polar bears weigh like 500-1000 lbs.
The polar bears only winning strategy is to run away.
Hippos weigh 3000-4000 pounds.
Polar bears weigh like 500-1000 lbs.
The polar bears only winning strategy is to run away.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:56 am to weagle99
Hippos can run faster than Usain Bolt on land and routinely charge vehicles.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:57 am to weagle99
Hippo: 4,000 lbs. Has a mean streak dwarfed only by its mass. Its only desire in life is to bite things in half
Polar bear: 1,000 lbs. Enjoys a nice Coca-cola while watching its children play in the snow. Its only desire in life is to chomp on a seal for dinner.
Advantage: Hippo
Polar bear: 1,000 lbs. Enjoys a nice Coca-cola while watching its children play in the snow. Its only desire in life is to chomp on a seal for dinner.
Advantage: Hippo
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 10:57 am
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:58 am to tigerinthebueche
quote:
saw this just this morning
The idiots filming that should have shot the hippo to save the endangered rhino.
How was the rhino supposed to fight without a horn?
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:59 am to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 6/20/17 at 11:03 am to weagle99
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