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Ranking the different Gas Cans and Nozzles
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:02 pm
With gas cans being a popular topic in South LA these days, I've ranked the most popular designs:
Last Place: Scepter Smart Control
-This Gas Nozzle is designed by SCEPTER, a company whose slogan is "The King of Containers". The slogan is appropriate because using this gas nozzle will give you the desire to kill your wife like King Henry VIII.
-The engineer responsible for this design, Hugh Jazz, is a graduate of ITT Technical Institute and is also responsible for the creation of purple Heinz ketchup, microwave gumbo, Windows Vista, Cheetos flavored Lip Balm, and the Fyre festival.
-This gas nozzle is personally recommended by Greta Thunberg as it is the world's greatest motivator for reducing your reliance on non-renewable fuel.
- According to Scepter, this gas nozzle is "Easy to Pour. A simple squeeze starts the gas flowing". However, it is recommended that only people born with three hands use this product, to ensure its "Easy to Pour".
2nd Place: A Walmart plastic Bag
-This product was originally designed to carry your lightweight groceries and is not recommended to hold gasoline due to its lack of durability. However, the simplicity and miniscule practicality of the Walmart plastic bag gives it the edge over the Scepter Smart Control.
1st Place: All other Gas Cans, containers and Nozzles
-Whether its old school metal cans that make your gas can even heavier, or an old plastic container you found at your cousin's trailer that may have been used to hold chemicals in the production of Meth, nothing beats a gas can that actually pours when you want it to.
Last Place: Scepter Smart Control
-This Gas Nozzle is designed by SCEPTER, a company whose slogan is "The King of Containers". The slogan is appropriate because using this gas nozzle will give you the desire to kill your wife like King Henry VIII.
-The engineer responsible for this design, Hugh Jazz, is a graduate of ITT Technical Institute and is also responsible for the creation of purple Heinz ketchup, microwave gumbo, Windows Vista, Cheetos flavored Lip Balm, and the Fyre festival.
-This gas nozzle is personally recommended by Greta Thunberg as it is the world's greatest motivator for reducing your reliance on non-renewable fuel.
- According to Scepter, this gas nozzle is "Easy to Pour. A simple squeeze starts the gas flowing". However, it is recommended that only people born with three hands use this product, to ensure its "Easy to Pour".
2nd Place: A Walmart plastic Bag
-This product was originally designed to carry your lightweight groceries and is not recommended to hold gasoline due to its lack of durability. However, the simplicity and miniscule practicality of the Walmart plastic bag gives it the edge over the Scepter Smart Control.
1st Place: All other Gas Cans, containers and Nozzles
-Whether its old school metal cans that make your gas can even heavier, or an old plastic container you found at your cousin's trailer that may have been used to hold chemicals in the production of Meth, nothing beats a gas can that actually pours when you want it to.
This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 2:16 pm
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Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:04 pm to Ping Pong
New cans are fine
Just unscrew the commie thing and use funnel
Just unscrew the commie thing and use funnel
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:05 pm to Ping Pong
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:06 pm to Ping Pong
Mine are like this:
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:07 pm to Ping Pong
Old trusty with a wine cork.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:09 pm to Ping Pong
One of these
With one of these attached to the end
With one of these attached to the end
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:09 pm to Ping Pong
Friend,
Only three containers are listed. These threads should always begin with a top 10.
Only three containers are listed. These threads should always begin with a top 10.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:12 pm to Broyota2
But this is my new favorite for five gallon and larger because it has a rear handle and you don't have to hold it up. You can just set it on top of whatever your filling and push the button down. It also automatically shuts off when it's full so you don't overflow, just like at a gas pump
This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:14 pm to Ping Pong
EZ-POUR B00YP3YTXM Gas Can Replacement Spout – Multi Use Deluxe Gas Can 1, 2, 5 Gallon Hi-Flo System with Extension, Gas Can Nozzle, Flexible Gas Can Spout for Jerry can
Retro fit your plastic cans with this. Absolutely amazing. Don’t forget to install the vent plug.
Got these for my tractor cans. I can a empty 5 gallon can in a minute or so.
Retro fit your plastic cans with this. Absolutely amazing. Don’t forget to install the vent plug.
Got these for my tractor cans. I can a empty 5 gallon can in a minute or so.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:16 pm to nola000
Eagle cans are great. Just can't afford fuel after you pay for the can.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:20 pm to Broyota2
Add a vent from Amazon and you are in business.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:21 pm to ell_13
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Mine are like this:
I got one like that. They are the worst. Filled my generator yesterday and my index and middle fingers looked like it was held on by a plier for hours.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:24 pm to ell_13
quote:
Mine are like this:
Buy the cheap conversion kit on Amazon.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:25 pm to PeteRose
You got it sabbertooth…anything else and you’re pi$$ing in the wind!
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:29 pm to Ping Pong
Get the 5 or so gallon ones from bucees they are awesome.
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:30 pm to Ikneauxnuffin
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:31 pm to Ping Pong
“Sure Can” is the best I’ve seen in my 55 years on this planet.
This post was edited on 9/3/21 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:31 pm to Ping Pong
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"The King of Containers".
Perhaps King Oswald the Hapless of Spillsburg
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:39 pm to TigrrrDad
Reminds me of this
Posted on 9/3/21 at 1:43 pm to Ping Pong
I have two of the Scepter pos cans. It was a big mistake to buy them. I cant fill up anything without spilling and how the hell are you supposed to hold a five gallon full of gas and use that stupid push button thing.
I want to by the VP cans that Buccee's use to sell, but I haven't seen them for sale in a while.
I want to by the VP cans that Buccee's use to sell, but I haven't seen them for sale in a while.
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