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Similac (Abbott Labs) Releasing Infant Formula w/ Puberty Blockers
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:07 pm
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U.S.—In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter, baby food manufacturers have finally announced they will be providing hormone-laced infant formula for transgender babies.
"It's never too early to transition," said gender scientist and part-time drag queen Esmeralda Sparklestar. "This will ensure parents can give their trans child the nutrition they need to start transitioning immediately."
"What is going on here? We can't do this!" said bigoted Senator Rand Paul, clearly intent on spoiling all the fun with all his phobias. He was quickly kicked off Twitter and Facebook before he could spread any more hate.
The formula will be offered with either estrogen or testosterone depending on which flavor the babies choose between them and their doctor.
Babylon Bee
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Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:08 pm to goofball
God dammit they got me.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:09 pm to goofball
quote:
for transgender babies.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:09 pm to goofball
Seriously did think this was real for a second.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:10 pm to goofball
What's sad is this would not be all that surprising a headline to read.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:10 pm to goofball
Had me for a second until I read the "guaranteed beard growth" part on the label.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:10 pm to goofball
America: where since the dawn of time you need parent permission to give school children Tylenol, but some are advocating that schools be able to give children puberty blockers without parent permission.
this is fine.
this is fine.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:10 pm to goofball
We need a Babylon Bee board.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:12 pm to LSUBFA83
Seriously, this shite is getting old
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:17 pm to goofball
Child abuse. Lock those mentally ill parents up
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:26 pm to goofball
The fact that I thought for just a moment this could be real is really sad
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:35 pm to goofball
quote:
unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter,
So true
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:38 pm to Havoc
Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:39 pm to Scruffy
quote:
Seriously did think this was real for a second.
Same here.
Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:12 pm to goofball
quote:
In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter
on the money 
Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:13 pm to High C
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In response to an unprecedented avalanche of requests from 3 activists on Twitter
Hey now, those activists have dozens of followers. Dozens!
Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:18 pm to goofball
I was about to lose my shite
pretty good, bee
pretty good, bee
Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:21 pm to ksayetiger
I panicked
I can't do that enfamil shite
I can't do that enfamil shite
Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:24 pm to goofball
The Bee is fricking good. I thought this was legit for a min
Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:28 pm to goofball
Thanks to the Bee. Someone is reading this and thinking’ “hey.... that sounds like a good idea...”
On a side note, This sounds like a new game...
Give a title and the. guess if “real life” or “Bee”
On a side note, This sounds like a new game...
Give a title and the. guess if “real life” or “Bee”
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