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re: Someone explain to me the “side part” vs “middle part” controversy between women

Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:08 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:08 pm to
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I guess I’m just an old geezer
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10471 posts
Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:09 pm to
I part my pubic hair in the middle, a side part is a clear sign of lower socioeconomic status
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
52901 posts
Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:10 pm to
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Some people actually considered 1980 to be millennial and not Gen X


I part my hair the way it falls that day - sometimes on the side and sometimes in the middle. So some days I’m old and others I’m not.

Some idiot told me I’m a xillenial??

I have an older sibling and a younger one - so I grew up real weird - like wearing hand me down bell bottoms with a neon colored shirt while watching ren & stimpy

Explains a lot actually ...
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
113830 posts
Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:28 pm to
I’m old so I don’t care if my part makes me look old.

I have to side part because I have a birthmark that shows on my head with a center part and I have a crooked nose thanks to a cheerleading incident.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27768 posts
Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:32 pm to
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Wait until yall hear Gen Z wants to go back to baggy jeans and take away yoga pants.


Swap skinny jeans for the yoga pants and ya gotta deal. Yoga pants should only be replaced by yoga shorts.
Posted by GumplandTiger
Hoover, AL
Member since Jan 2015
1263 posts
Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:33 pm to
The only time I pay attention to a woman’s hair..

If I know a BJ is in the near future, there’s nothing better than to see her sit up, finger brush her hair, and quickly remove a hairband that’s already around her wrist. (I’m sure it was innocent that was just right there waiting, you damn professional!).

In 10 secs flat, a woman has brushed her hair, found a hairband, and thrown that shite back into a really quick “that’ll do” ponytail and dives straight in..

It’s the best woman’s hairstyle IMO. If she crawls in bed or wherever with a wristband on her wrist.. My life experiences bring me to the conclusions that this isn’t her first rodeo, she came prepared, and you’re about to love life for awhile.

Plus, it proves a woman can brush her hair, find a hairband, and finish her hair in 5-10 seconds and men will think it’s absolutely beautiful, basically perfect. So, let’s try that EVERYTIME!!
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12681 posts
Posted on 3/10/21 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36950 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 12:41 am to
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women are being judged


You heard it here folks.
Posted by Kat655
Member since Nov 2020
80 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 2:00 am to
I’ve always called it this. Side part vs. middle depends on your face shape. If you have a round face the side hair elongates your face
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22351 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 2:20 am to
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Someone explain to me the “side part” vs “middle part” controversy between women


It took me way too long to figure out that you were talking about hair.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 4:47 am to
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It took me way too long to figure out that you were talking about hair.


Yeah, I read through three pages before I figured out what the topic was.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62744 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 6:08 am to
Pretty soon they will all have men haircuts.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58301 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 6:29 am to
This thread is very oweo-ish
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35382 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 6:51 am to
For the visual learners, let's use a little red to illustrate the point:


Side part






Middle part





No part


Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/11/21 at 8:13 am to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 8:14 am to
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Someone explain to me the “side part” vs “middle part” controversy between women


I've heard of a side PIECE but never a side part. Maybe that's what they're calling their vibrators these days. But what the hell is a "middle part"?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
41953 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 8:18 am to
Where is the Middle button Ill slap it 1000x
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/11/21 at 10:35 am to
Bring back 80s big hair
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
70949 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 10:37 am to
all the ones i've seen have been parted in the middle.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/11/21 at 10:38 am to
It's another stupid internet squabble between millenials and Gen Z. Gen Z hates millenials and troll them on TikTok all the time. My daughter shows me all kind of TikToks on it.

So, Gen Z is all about the middle part. Millenials are all about the side part.
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