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re: The Female Delusion Calculator
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:25 pm to GeauxTigers123
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:25 pm to GeauxTigers123
I don’t know. I make minimum wage and I’m fiddy.
Can I supersize your order, sir?
Seriously, just be the best version of oneself and put yourself out there. If you are crazy handsome and fit , it should take care of itself . Women are betting on your potential when you are young so project the success now that you will earn later.
At my age, women have returned to earth and men just generally want an easy going woman who they get along with. The dating power shifts from women to men after women’s looks fade. The delusion with women tends to be a byproduct of youth and social media. Older women look for good men in a way younger women don’t.
Can I supersize your order, sir?
Seriously, just be the best version of oneself and put yourself out there. If you are crazy handsome and fit , it should take care of itself . Women are betting on your potential when you are young so project the success now that you will earn later.
At my age, women have returned to earth and men just generally want an easy going woman who they get along with. The dating power shifts from women to men after women’s looks fade. The delusion with women tends to be a byproduct of youth and social media. Older women look for good men in a way younger women don’t.
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Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:33 pm to AdamOCallaghan
0.0% Even if obese
This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:35 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:
If I ever get divorced I’m a unicorn. 0.0%
.6. Being honest about being 5’11 probably got me.
My wife has seen her friends that have gone through divorces in the late 30s and 40s wade through the dating pool and the pick of men in that range who are willing to date a divorced mom of 3 is pretty poor. One in particular is pretty attractive but the guys she went out with were extremely lacking.
Her ex however is a decent/average looking guy but also is wealthy and was plowing through good looking divorced women in their 30s and 40s for a few years before she married a hot blonde realtor with fake boobs.
All that to say, I’m not resting on my laurels but seeing her divorced friends lack of options has shored me up a few points.
This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:39 pm to X123F45
quote:
I decided to see where I'd be... .2%
Same, I’m at 0.6%. Ain’t no way that’s true.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:44 pm to AdamOCallaghan
Not sure what’s up, but I put myself in (age, income, height, etc.) and it said the probability was 0%.
Does that mean I don’t exist? Should I be having an existential crisis right now?
Does that mean I don’t exist? Should I be having an existential crisis right now?
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:44 pm to MFn GIMP
Modern feminism has absolutely destroyed women in the 20s-30s range. They want all the perks of having a traditional man without being a traditional woman.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:45 pm to AdamOCallaghan
quote:
My Ideal Man
Age range : 18 - 47
Not married
White
At least 5.8 Feet
Not obese
At least $115,000 per year
Probability Score 0.4%
Good thing I found someone who meets the above
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:09 pm to UKWildcats
quote:
Modern feminism has absolutely destroyed women in the 20s-30s range. They want all the perks of having a traditional man without being a traditional woman.
They want all the power of men and none of the responsibility or accountability.
Feminism never talks about the cons of being a man and feminists just assume it's a magical paradise where you're just given power for no reason at all other than your gender.
This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:13 pm to UKWildcats
quote:
Modern feminism has absolutely destroyed women in the 20s-30s range
Women have destroyed women. It’s amazing and happens without fail. They are their own demise because of the zero sum game mindset.
I’m going to chug Bud Lights till dude poo makes me hard.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:14 pm to MFn GIMP
quote:
Same, I’m at 0.6%. Ain’t no way that’s true.
The problem with this calculator is being unable to shift the minimum age upwards.
18-25 year olds should be omitted and it would significantly effect the results.
I couldn't move the minimum upwards.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:17 pm to AdamOCallaghan
Apparently I’m a unicorn along with others here.
They need to check their math. It’s definitely wrong.
They need to check their math. It’s definitely wrong.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:22 pm to ProbyOne
Age range : 18 - 55
Not married
White
At least 6 Feet
Not obese
At least $100,000 per year
Probability Score 0.2%
Jumps to 0-.5% for married.
Let me explain my rare worthiness to the wife, maybe worth homemade cookies or cake. Most likely a skillet to the melon.
Not married
White
At least 6 Feet
Not obese
At least $100,000 per year
Probability Score 0.2%
Jumps to 0-.5% for married.
Let me explain my rare worthiness to the wife, maybe worth homemade cookies or cake. Most likely a skillet to the melon.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:24 pm to AdamOCallaghan
I suspect that they are treating some of their inputs as independent from one another when they aren’t in reality.
I would bet that income and obesity are negatively correlated.
Also race vs obesity correlates.
And don’t forget that taxable income can go down with intelligence
I would bet that income and obesity are negatively correlated.
Also race vs obesity correlates.
And don’t forget that taxable income can go down with intelligence
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:24 pm to AdamOCallaghan
I'm in the top 5.7%. I'm not IRL short or IRL poor but I am OT short and OT poor.
It doesn't let you change the minimum age.
It doesn't let you change the minimum age.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:42 pm to AdamOCallaghan
Here's one that includes a male delusional calculator
LINKhttps://keeper.ai/tools/calculator
TIL, there are some broke arse single women out there. If you drop the minimum salary below $20k,the percentage jumps up.
LINKhttps://keeper.ai/tools/calculator
TIL, there are some broke arse single women out there. If you drop the minimum salary below $20k,the percentage jumps up.
This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:51 pm to Shexter
Dang. I excluded married and obese and put +/- 10 years and it was only 2%.
That's with no income requirements and any race.
That's with no income requirements and any race.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:52 pm to Shexter
quote:
TIL, there are some broke arse single women out there. If you drop the minimum salary below $20k,the percentage jumps up.
The problem isn't necessarily broke women, its fat women.
Asking for a "not obese" woman really makes the percentage drop. American women are FAT.
The average American woman is 5ft 4in. and 170 pounds.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 8:17 pm to alexahet
5'10" coming in strong
Posted on 8/25/23 at 8:42 pm to AdamOCallaghan
My Ideal Man
Age range : 18 - 41
Not married
White
At least 6 Feet
Any weight
At least XXXXXX per year
Probability Score
0.1%
I put “not married” just to see what my percentage would be Assuming I was still on the market. I’m 40. I have no clue how to bring the minimum age up on the slider. Don’t know if that affects the outcome.
#NotTooBad
Age range : 18 - 41
Not married
White
At least 6 Feet
Any weight
At least XXXXXX per year
Probability Score
0.1%
I put “not married” just to see what my percentage would be Assuming I was still on the market. I’m 40. I have no clue how to bring the minimum age up on the slider. Don’t know if that affects the outcome.
#NotTooBad
Posted on 8/25/23 at 8:51 pm to AdamOCallaghan
I never had an ‘ideal’ man
As long as they liked me a little was good enough
As long as they liked me a little was good enough
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