re: What's the Best Drinking Toast You've Ever Heard

Luke Wilson's in Old School. (interrupted by Vince Vaughn & cut short)

runner up: Zach Galafanakis' in The Hangover 2

"frick you dylan"

"Here's to living life, getting paid, and getting laid"

"We love them in leather, we love them in lace, we love them especially when they sit on our face"

May our sons and daughters always have a rich father and a beautiful mother.

Here's to those who've seen us at our best and our worst and cannot tell the difference.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Here's to staying positive and testing negative.

Here's to the hole that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels,
And all the soap this side of Hell,
Won't wash away that fishy smell,
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Syphyllis, blue balls, crabs and lice,
I've had them all by Jesus Christ,
Gentlemen,
The Queen

"Here's to our children... May their parents be rich as shite"

I forget where I heard it, but

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"May your soul already be in heaven an hour, before the devil knows your dead."

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May we get what we want, but never what we deserve

Here's to the floor who will hold you when nobody else will

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Those are awful. I hate these kind of "witty" sayings that some dumbass Irishmen think are charming/clever.