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Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:10 am to IAmNERD
Why not render the dead into triple-13 fertilizer. 

Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:13 am to IAmNERD
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Seems like some enterprising cemetery owner would have started doing this at some point in history to maximize his land usage.
why are people buried at all? Should just cremate everyone.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:15 am to IAmNERD
The saying is "Rest in Peace", not...
"Stand in Peace"
You idiot.
"Stand in Peace"
You idiot.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:17 am to Bjorn Cyborg
National cemeteries where veterans are buried do the double burials so that married folks can be buried together. It's what my in-laws chose, and he had the last word.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:18 am to IAmNERD
Johnny Hamchek has a bit about that in one of his videos, maybe one of Balboni's uncles??
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:19 am to fr33manator
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You'd have to drill it.
Unpack the judge.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:21 am to slidingstop
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just toss the cadavers in the furnace and you don't need to worry about maximizing your land usage at all, no?
Yea, we already know where you stand Hitler.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:23 am to R11
Because I prefer to be buried face down, so the world can kiss my arse.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:24 am to biglego
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The body would still be in a coffin, right?
Same issue still exists
Posted on 4/22/25 at 10:47 am to redstick13

Posted on 4/22/25 at 11:18 am to caro81
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why are people buried at all? Should just cremate everyone.
It's the weirdest thing.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 11:19 am to CrappyPants
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The saying is "Rest in Peace", not...
"Stand in Peace"
You idiot.
Someone clearly doesn't know the definition of 'rest'.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 11:21 am to IAmNERD
Bury me however, I don't care. I'm dead. What am I going to do, complain and tell my family to bury me again?
Posted on 4/22/25 at 11:25 am to CocomoLSU
A federal judge just ordered that this man be brought back to life and brought here
Posted on 4/22/25 at 11:35 am to IAmNERD
Thought they did that in Japan bc of lack of land.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 11:40 am to jaytothen
I wouldn't care. You could have family holes. Drill a 50ft hole and drop us down one by one. Fill it up
Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:17 pm to IAmNERD
They are at rest, not attention.
Posted on 4/22/25 at 12:20 pm to IAmNERD
Could always do like they do in India. Dead are burned in funeral pyres on the banks of the "Sacred Ganges River" and what's left is tossed into the river to be carried downstream. It is estimated that over 30K bodies are cremated annually on its banks.
There are always parts of bodies floating in that cesspool of a sacred river.
There are always parts of bodies floating in that cesspool of a sacred river.
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