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Why do fat rednecks drink Mich Ultra?
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:59 pm
It's just shite beer in the first place. I guess they guzzle a suitcase of it and not get much fatter?
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to Serraneaux
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Why do fat rednecks drink Mich Ultra?
Not sure, as I do not know any fat rednecks.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to Serraneaux
God do you ever shut up
I've had it with you
I've had it with you
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to Serraneaux
I've never seen that happen. I always see Bud Light which is worse.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to Walt OReilly
At the beach and fat red after fat red has a much ultra in their hand.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:01 pm to Serraneaux
Why do you start shitty threads?
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:01 pm to Walt OReilly
Must be a fat redneck or must drink much ultra. Sorry Walt.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:01 pm to Serraneaux
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Why do fat rednecks drink Mich Ultra?
I guess so they are not the even fatter rednecks that they would be if they were drinking a beer with more calories.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to sabes que
Most of them are at the point where an additional 10 pounds from drinking better beer isn't going to make much of a difference.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to Serraneaux
To drown away their Confed flag sorrows.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to Serraneaux
If I see someone drinking Mich Ultra I automatically think less of them.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to Walt OReilly
I couldn't have said it better Walt. Thank you sir.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to tiggerthetooth
The best is when they also have a Yeti hat
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:04 pm to Serraneaux
The same reason fat people drink diet coke.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:04 pm to PhilemonThomas
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If I see someone drinking Mich Ultra I automatically think less of them.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:06 pm to Serraneaux
Lance Armstrong drinks Michelob Ultra. He's not a redneck, but he has one testicle and is a broke arse liar.
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:06 pm to Mr Personality
He's on my last nerve
They created the SEC off topic board for threads like these
They created the SEC off topic board for threads like these
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:06 pm to Serraneaux
They're terrible at sex and they know it.
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