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re: Women ruin Father's Day

Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:32 am to
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:32 am to
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at least a six inch dick


thought you ladies liked it big?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
57693 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:36 am to
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the person had to go get more. So for Father’s Day, the person bought twice as many cards the first time so he wouldn’t run out. Only 3 prisoners took the cards.
most of em didn’t know his name

Hard to write a card to To Whom it May Concerned
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
48631 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:38 am to
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most of em didn’t know his name
sort of the point, right?
Sure, mom might be a Ho, but she can’t make a baby by herself

She might not even know who the father is, but someone has to be
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85725 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:49 am to
A woman taking over the father’s day thread that’s about women taking over the day. Can’t make this up.
Posted by BadKarma
Member since Apr 2024
5 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:49 am to
My husband is playing golf all weekend! ??
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:50 am to
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might not even know who the father is, but someone has to be


Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6040 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:51 am to
I asked for a BJ from my wife and said I wanted to cook and swim in the pool all weekend.

I'm at a 10u softball tournament sweating my nuts off.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 11:56 am to
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I asked for a BJ from my wife and said I wanted to cook and swim in the pool all weekend.



sometimes words don't always come out as your thoughts would have them, why just this morning at breakfast what I meant to say was "honey, would you pass the corn flakes?" came out as "you fricking count you've ruined my life!" life is funny
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43462 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:02 pm to
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I recently read an article that it falls 20th! in celebrated holiday rankings


Most dads don't feel the need to be celebrated, just appreciated and loved.

I do feel appreciated and loved in my day-to-day, so Father's Day is just a good excuse to buy some nice steak and have a few drinks, and spend some quality time with the family and share a quality whiskey with the dads
This post was edited on 6/15/24 at 12:16 pm
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1046 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:04 pm to
That's all I really wanted. Just a nice day with the kids. Take em out on the lake maybe, grill and have a good day. Instead, my youngest and last is 3 hours away at a cheercamp.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
101692 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:05 pm to
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That's all I really wanted. Just a nice day with the kids. Take em out on the lake maybe, grill and have a good day. Instead, my youngest and last is 3 hours away at a cheercamp.


You couldn’t have went ahead and done that without the youngest?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
167713 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:07 pm to
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but I recently read an article that it falls 20th! in celebrated holiday rankings, with Arbor Day ranking ahead of it.

Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1046 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:15 pm to
Considering the other two are 24 and 22, she's 13, so Dad is still the coolest thing in the world to her right now. Just miffs me that an event, organized by women, didn't even have the slightest concern of what this weekend is.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64932 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:16 pm to
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Some of y’all need to find some better wives.

I’m starting to agree with you.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
30482 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:34 pm to
Lots of gay men in the cheer business

They may have had a hand in it
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
48213 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:49 pm to
My wife asks me every year what I want for Father’s Day. Every year I tell her the same thing which is a joke I stole from some comedian. “I want silence followed by a 3-way with your hottest friend followed by more silence”. She has yet to find it funny. I’m working this weekend but she is cooking one of my favorites for me and got me the wireless meat thermometer I wanted.
Posted by HergetMonsta
Covington
Member since Jul 2022
84 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:51 pm to
Father’s Day should be early November, first Saturday. Football, bourbon, campfire, smoker, etc.
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17345 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 12:58 pm to
my wife made plans to go the the movie theater tomorrow as a family because kids want to watch some new release

if she doesn’t put out tonight(because that’s all i want) then i’m going to make the same excuses as her (i.e. i feel cramped/tired, bloated/stressed/busy/etc) tomorrow
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 1:05 pm to
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if she doesn’t put out tonight(because that’s all i want) then i’m going to make the same excuses as her (i.e. i feel cramped/tired, bloated/stressed/busy/etc) tomorrow


that'll show her!
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2281 posts
Posted on 6/15/24 at 1:24 pm to
Don't put yourself down, hun - you're a Tiger fan and that alone makes you beautiful. I'm sure your husband is very proud.
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