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Your funniest personal experience story centers around _______
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:20 am
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:20 am
You're at the deer camp, on vacation, at a restaurant. You want to tell your funniest personal experience story to make the whole group laugh. What does your best story center around?
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Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:22 am to HoopyD
Bandcamp
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:37 am to HoopyD
New Orleans strip club, pythons, big fight, & fat bouncers
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:40 am to HoopyD
I have a lot of good funny stories about my screwups.
The ones I might decide to tell depends on the crowd and the situation.
Sometimes I don't tell any.
The ones I might decide to tell depends on the crowd and the situation.
Sometimes I don't tell any.
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:42 am to HoopyD
Funny story
On the plane from Milan to Paris sone dude and his lady were watching hard core porn on his phone.
It was propped up on the seat headrest in the front on him
/ I was like this is ballsy
On the plane from Milan to Paris sone dude and his lady were watching hard core porn on his phone.
It was propped up on the seat headrest in the front on him
/ I was like this is ballsy
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:43 am to Shexter
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strip club, pythons, big fight, & fat bouncers
Don't have a fat bouncer story, but I can cover the rest.
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:45 am to auggie
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strip club, pythons, big fight, & fat bouncers
Don't have a fat bouncer story, but I can cover the rest.
All of that was in one story, not 4 separate stories
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:50 am to HoopyD
Golfing.
The tee box was next to a fence by the road where they were doing construction. It went tee box, path, other tee boxes, large pond, fairway.
Construction guys are talking major shite to the golfers. We were returning the shite talk.
I hit the ball, top it, it bounces on the path, then the small curb, then like a bullet it comes back and knocks me in the stomach and I hit the ground. All in an instant.
Everyone else there thought it was hilarious.
The tee box was next to a fence by the road where they were doing construction. It went tee box, path, other tee boxes, large pond, fairway.
Construction guys are talking major shite to the golfers. We were returning the shite talk.
I hit the ball, top it, it bounces on the path, then the small curb, then like a bullet it comes back and knocks me in the stomach and I hit the ground. All in an instant.
Everyone else there thought it was hilarious.
Posted on 4/18/25 at 9:54 am to HoopyD
a funeral
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:00 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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a funeral
Can't spell funeral without spelling "FUN"
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:05 am to HoopyD
My wife farted a sbd rotten egg fart at a gathering of family and friends, and no one knew it was her until she admitted it.
No one ever suspects the pretty girl in the room.
No one ever suspects the pretty girl in the room.
This post was edited on 4/18/25 at 10:35 am
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:08 am to HoopyD
Playing golf at Webb with 3 co workers. Par 3 on the back nine (hole 16 I think). I absolutely crush and sky a PW. The ball goes through a hole in the netting and hits the hood of a light purple Cadillac. The car pulls over to the curb and the driver gets out. It’s an old black lady wearing church clothes the exact same color of the car and her hair is that color also. I walk over to the fence and give her my address, told her to just send me the bill. I walk back to my group and they are crying laughing. Black guy in our foursome says “brother you could not have picked a worse car to hit if you did it on purpose”. He was right that old lady was a pain in my arse for 3 months.
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:08 am to HoopyD
A trampoline, goat, 3 batman costumes, and a spatula.
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:10 am to HoopyD
Here's a deer camp story about the shack cook, Delbert, from when I was a kid...
There would be 6-8 of us there for a usual season and Del would set two wind up alarm clocks to try to wake his arse up in the morning Well they were loud and would tick at different rates, so you're trying to go to sleep half waiting for them to start ticking together. It usually took a half an hour until you racked out from exhaustion.
Anyway when Delbert would wake up it would literally be 15 minutes of him coughing and hacking trying to catch his breath from years of smoking. And once he did, you'd hear the strike of a match and the first drag off the morning Winston. Then when he made meals it would always be with the extended ash of a cigarette threatening to add a dash of cancer to the proceedings. He loved bringing a big roaster of "goulash" which was pasta with chicken. Not too bad, actually.
Then there was the bar scene. He was there in theory to deer hunt, but in reality he was there to make appearances at the various bars up and down the back roads in the area. One place even wrote "Delbert's deer stand" on masking tape over one of the stools where Del would suck his suds at any hour from 10AM to 10PM or later.
He was actually a pretty good cook. I've never had better deer heart than he made before or since. Low and slow with onions
RIP Delbert
There would be 6-8 of us there for a usual season and Del would set two wind up alarm clocks to try to wake his arse up in the morning Well they were loud and would tick at different rates, so you're trying to go to sleep half waiting for them to start ticking together. It usually took a half an hour until you racked out from exhaustion.
Anyway when Delbert would wake up it would literally be 15 minutes of him coughing and hacking trying to catch his breath from years of smoking. And once he did, you'd hear the strike of a match and the first drag off the morning Winston. Then when he made meals it would always be with the extended ash of a cigarette threatening to add a dash of cancer to the proceedings. He loved bringing a big roaster of "goulash" which was pasta with chicken. Not too bad, actually.
Then there was the bar scene. He was there in theory to deer hunt, but in reality he was there to make appearances at the various bars up and down the back roads in the area. One place even wrote "Delbert's deer stand" on masking tape over one of the stools where Del would suck his suds at any hour from 10AM to 10PM or later.
He was actually a pretty good cook. I've never had better deer heart than he made before or since. Low and slow with onions
RIP Delbert
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:10 am to HoopyD
being miserable in the military but sharing that misery with some of the best people youll ever meet
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:26 am to HoopyD
Kayaking down the Mississippi and finding a dead body on the batture side of the levee in St. Gabriel.
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:27 am to HoopyD
Fried chicken and watermelon
I was a a party probably a decade back, that a guy (now one of my best friends, back then just I guy I knew through someone else) threw Every year, let's call him Leo. Big party, lots of fun, lots of restaurant industry people.
Well, me being me, I had spontaneously decided carve a watermelon I had brought for the party.
Was lots of fun. Thee was all sorts of good food there during the party, but as it got very late, (near 3 am) it had wound down and most of the guests had left or passed out. I had just put the food away. (Now at this time I had my head nearly shaved and was a white sleeveless undershirt. Looking kind of skinhead.)
Now two black guys I'd never met (work friends of Leo) walked in the back door and say "y'all, got any food left?" And I turn around and say, "yeah, there's fried chicken and watermelon."
When I tell you his eyes got WIDE
He said "what did you say?"
And I looked right back at him, and said "I said there's fried chicken. and watermelon."
You could have cut the tension with a knife as we stared each other down, until Leo says. "No man, it ain't like that." And opens the fridge, where all that sits, besides drinks and condiments...
Is a box of fried chicken and a bowl of watermelon.
There was a beat of recognition and finally the silence broke with him cracking up laughing then all of us laughing. He was like "man I thought we were about to fight or somethin'"
So yeah i think that was the night me and "Leo" became friends.
I was a a party probably a decade back, that a guy (now one of my best friends, back then just I guy I knew through someone else) threw Every year, let's call him Leo. Big party, lots of fun, lots of restaurant industry people.
Well, me being me, I had spontaneously decided carve a watermelon I had brought for the party.
Was lots of fun. Thee was all sorts of good food there during the party, but as it got very late, (near 3 am) it had wound down and most of the guests had left or passed out. I had just put the food away. (Now at this time I had my head nearly shaved and was a white sleeveless undershirt. Looking kind of skinhead.)
Now two black guys I'd never met (work friends of Leo) walked in the back door and say "y'all, got any food left?" And I turn around and say, "yeah, there's fried chicken and watermelon."
When I tell you his eyes got WIDE
He said "what did you say?"
And I looked right back at him, and said "I said there's fried chicken. and watermelon."
You could have cut the tension with a knife as we stared each other down, until Leo says. "No man, it ain't like that." And opens the fridge, where all that sits, besides drinks and condiments...
Is a box of fried chicken and a bowl of watermelon.
There was a beat of recognition and finally the silence broke with him cracking up laughing then all of us laughing. He was like "man I thought we were about to fight or somethin'"
So yeah i think that was the night me and "Leo" became friends.
This post was edited on 4/18/25 at 10:33 am
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:30 am to HoopyD
Pooping my pants probably
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:31 am to BottomlandBrew
quote:
Your funniest personal story
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finding a dead body
Uhh, you good baw?
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:33 am to Gorilla Ball
I was on a plane when a guy was just casually reading Penthouse. Thought that was bold.
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