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Did Joe Biden poop himself?
Posted on 6/6/24 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 6/6/24 at 1:45 pm
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The movement of the leader - whose son Hunter Biden is currently facing court - had X users's tongues wagging. One wrote: "President Biden just pooped himself. This is the exact same motion my toddler makes. Too bad it was onstage at the D-Day Ceremony in Normandy."
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Posted on 6/6/24 at 1:46 pm to Seldom Seen
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FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years.
"Help me out Jill, I'm having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here," the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. "Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not a joke!"
The President was then seen shuffling off in the middle of the ceremony, led by his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, who is a real doctor.
"This was a moving and completely on-purpose gesture from the President," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a statement. "Biden loaded his drawers with dookie in solidarity with the thousands of German and Allied soldiers who also likely did the same thing on D-Day. That's how much the President cares about our veterans."
Sources say Biden was quickly cleaned up by a crew of staffers who are specially trained to for the task. "We are proud of Biden and his unwavering commitment to identifying with the struggles of our nation's heroes," concluded Jean-Pierre.
At publishing time, Biden had returned to the ceremony and quickly gone to sleep in solidarity with the honored dead.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 1:50 pm to Seldom Seen
When you start sharting yourself in DC, it's time to pack it up and go home.
This post was edited on 6/6/24 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:11 pm to Seldom Seen
Yeah, he should probably start following Trump's lead and wear a diaper.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:13 pm to chili pup
Nadler Poopy pants 
Too bad some of the runs didnt land on ole hag Pelosi!!
Too bad some of the runs didnt land on ole hag Pelosi!!This post was edited on 6/6/24 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:14 pm to chili pup
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When you start sharting yourself in DC, it's time to pack it up and go home.
Naddler trusted a fart.
Biden had a full blown bowel movement. Your body doesn’t want to stand upright. Hence the bend.
Different reasons, same result.
This post was edited on 6/6/24 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:15 pm to Seldom Seen
Changing adult diapers is now in the Secret Service agent's job description
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:16 pm to GoblinGuide
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eah, he should probably start following Trump's lead and wear a diaper.
also needs to lay off the botox and get a tan
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:21 pm to Seldom Seen
They destroyed our democracy to install this piece of shite.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:26 pm to Seldom Seen
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Did Joe Biden poop himself?
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:29 pm to WB Davis
She's no code talker, but does Jill have hand signals to get help lined up when they get to his limo?
Is she indicating a #2 is happening, or is that not subtle enough?
Is she indicating a #2 is happening, or is that not subtle enough?
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:39 pm to Seldom Seen
Nothing to see here, Joe just had a little HHTM in him and had to get it out!
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:42 pm to WB Davis
What am I looking at here?
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:44 pm to GoblinGuide
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Yeah, he should probably start following Trump's lead and wear a diaper.
So you don’t deny that old frick shite himself, but decide to lie that “but he did it too” to make yourself feel better about supporting the pedophile in chief?
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:47 pm to MightyYat
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What am I looking at here?
The left can't meme?
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:49 pm to BobBoucher
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Naddler trusted a fart.
Nadler held that fart in earlier. You hold a fart in, you're going to eventually shart your pants.
Won't go into detail but gasses will break down a solid.
This post was edited on 6/6/24 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:49 pm to MightyYat
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What am I looking at here?
Something that queer thinks is a gotcha.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:49 pm to Seldom Seen
This appeared on the Microsoft Start homepage. That is as mainstream, low-information media as mainstream, low-information media can get.
The vultures are circling.
The vultures are circling.
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:56 pm to GoblinGuide
Posted on 6/6/24 at 2:58 pm to Seldom Seen
Bad week for Jill. Gets to see pictures of hunters junk one day and her husband shite himself during something honoring military and make it painfully obvious what he was doing. Only way he could've made it more obvious was to hold up a sign saying "Shitting"
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