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Fast Food Is Now Gay!

Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
46503 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13491 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:12 pm to
So, Burger Queen?
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
12821 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:12 pm to
I don't have to boycott them because I don't eat at either of them
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136981 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:13 pm to
Why can't these queers keep this shite relegated to their month where we're supposed to worship them for throating cocks?
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
34865 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:13 pm to
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I don't have to boycott them because I don't eat at either of them


Jr. Whopper is the best. Dammit!
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
11481 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:14 pm to
What in the hell were they thinking? What focus group thinks this will sell more of their merchandise?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136981 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Jr. Whopper is the best.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:16 pm to
After being fricked in the arse for decades by Ron, it's only natural to submit to your master, the real King of Burgers.

Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
3380 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:17 pm to
Considering The King’s and Ronald’s diets, that’s gonna be some nasty-arse sex. They’ll likely be too bloated and sluggish to accomplish much.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:17 pm to
Our society has literally gone to hell

What the frick is wrong with these loons?
Posted by Zeroforwinger
Member since Jan 2015
1432 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:19 pm to
At least you’ve thought about it in detail.
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:19 pm to
They both already sucked. Now they can suck each other, I guess.

When you want a decent burger, these two should almost always be the bottom two on the list.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
20967 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:20 pm to
If I were McDonalds, I’d be airing the living frick out of BK
Posted by AURaptor
South
Member since Aug 2018
11958 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:26 pm to
Well, the Impossible Burger is loaded with estrogen, ( or an plant equivalent that acts like it ) so it makes sense that creepy King would feel a bit light in the loafers.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17592 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:30 pm to
Meanwhile, Whataburger is slaying poon the way God intended.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
25139 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:33 pm to
So which one gets them first? Aids or type II Beetus? Maybe just some Hep C?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
21527 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:35 pm to

This does not make me want to eat food prepared at either of those franchises.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
34865 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

They both already sucked
Burger King's burgers are char grilled. They actually have flavor. I haven't eaten a McDonald's burger in years. The only thing I eat there is the egg and sausage McMuffin.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31902 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:36 pm to
Reminds me of an old joke:

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper,
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11453 posts
Posted on 9/11/20 at 9:37 pm to
I could understand if they did this when they were making the impossible whopper. Well, not really.
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