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Illinois pastor says: "Jesus was undocumented."
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:03 am
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:03 am
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Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:05 am to L.A.
Methinks he is kind of forgetting the entire reason Mary and Joseph were in Bethlehem 
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:06 am to L.A.
Yeah well he also didn't lecture us from a fancy altar daily there Chief
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:06 am to L.A.
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Illinois pastor admits never having read the Bible.
Fixed.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:06 am to L.A.
WTF is that hanging on the wall behind him? A sheet with butterflies on it?
I'm guessing there's a sheet with rainbows and unicorns in there somewhere
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I'm guessing there's a sheet with rainbows and unicorns in there somewhere
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This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 11:24 am
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:06 am to L.A.
What a fricking idiot..... Jesus is looking down and shaking his head. IMHO
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:08 am to L.A.
Let me guess...United Methodist?
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:09 am to L.A.
Luke 2:1–5
2In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. 2This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. 3All went to their own towns to be registered. 4Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he was descended from the house and family of David. 5He went to be registered with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child.
Mark 12:17 New Century Version (NCV) Then Jesus said to them, “Give to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and give to God the things that are God's.”
2In those days a decree went out from Emperor Augustus that all the world should be registered. 2This was the first registration and was taken while Quirinius was governor of Syria. 3All went to their own towns to be registered. 4Joseph also went from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to the city of David called Bethlehem, because he was descended from the house and family of David. 5He went to be registered with Mary, to whom he was engaged and who was expecting a child.
Mark 12:17 New Century Version (NCV) Then Jesus said to them, “Give to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and give to God the things that are God's.”
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:09 am to L.A.
Not really. His parents were on the way to a government-mandated census.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:10 am to L.A.
I'd posit that Jesus is the most documented individual to walk the earth... that and the obvious traveling for the census thing this pastor must have skipped over.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:10 am to L.A.
Undocumented......but still obeying the laws of the land !
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:10 am to L.A.
He's missing a lot of context isn't he.
Like prior to WWI international travel was almost entirely free from regulations, there were no passports.
You could jump on a ship and go just about anywhere in the world with no documentation.
Like prior to WWI international travel was almost entirely free from regulations, there were no passports.
You could jump on a ship and go just about anywhere in the world with no documentation.
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 11:13 am
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:11 am to L.A.
quote:Had he argued Jesus was a refugee when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt to escape Herod, then he would have had a point. Ultimately though Jesus never really left the Roman Empire and just moved around different provinces. Rome cared about people moving into and out of the territories and not really movement from province to province.
Jesus was undocumented
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 11:13 am
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:12 am to L.A.
He needs to be more worried about people leaving Jesus at the church and not letting Him into their heart and soul.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:13 am to L.A.
He says it like a question,,,,
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:13 am to L.A.
Jesus never left the Kingdom of Herod, much less the Roman Empire. WTF is he talking about?
This is why Protestantism is awful. Every a$$hole with a Bible fancies himself as the sole arbiter of Christianity.
This is why Protestantism is awful. Every a$$hole with a Bible fancies himself as the sole arbiter of Christianity.
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 11:15 am
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:14 am to L.A.
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Jesus was undocumented.
His parents were also required to go to go back to their “own city” of Bethlehem even though they lived in another country.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:19 am to AwesomeSauce
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Had he argued Jesus was a refugee when Mary and Joseph fled to Egypt to escape Herod, then he would have had a point.
But even then, he went back home.
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:19 am to L.A.
I smell some Narrative being advanced with this IL “pastor”.
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