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One of our South African immigrants is amazed by America

Posted on 6/12/26 at 2:11 am
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82846 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 2:11 am
We take everyday things for granted that he doesn’t.






Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20564 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 2:55 am to
Take him to some of our urban areas.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
20238 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 3:02 am to
Have a friend who is a very wealthy businessman from SA. He said amongst his circle of friends it was common to have a flamethrower attached to the underside of the car. If a kidnapper, carjacker approached the car at gunpoint you could shoot out flame from the undercarriage of your car.

I think this fella has seen plenty of bad boys in his home country who would make our city gangsters run for their lives
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
11033 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:16 am to
Most of America is safe. Unfortunately people like powerbottom, monkeypoxzana, and others refuse to acknowledge the common denominator in the places that aren't safe. Theyll ignore high crime and high murder rates and screech about paying a whole dollar a week more for a gallon of milk. Not because they cant afford it... because they are so racist they think minorities cant afford it.

Posted by TigerReich
Member since Dec 2024
1209 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:26 am to
There’s some funny ones where he’s like “look at this park bench, there’s no trash, nobody is being raped on it…” and he moves down a few steps and can’t believe there’s no squirrels being eaten in the bushes and nobody is being raped again. Pretty eye opening shite
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20564 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:05 am to
quote:

I think this fella has seen plenty of bad boys in his home country who would make our city gangsters run for their lives


Touché.

He wins.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35110 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:07 am to
Can we trade our black for the South African whites? Wouldn't that solve the entire issue.

They can have wakanda back that the evil white man stopped them from having.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36219 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:11 am to
To be fair he looks like he's in a rural area. It's disingenuous. I'm sure there are lots of areas in South Africa where it would be similar.

Send him to anywhere in Chicago and see if he feels the same way.

Or L.A
Or D.C
Or Detroit
Or Baton Rouge
Or New Orleans
Or South Bend
Or Houston

You get the point. Even small cities here are legitimately unsafe for a lot of people after dark.
This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 6:13 am
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
2445 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:14 am to
Obviously he's not walking in North Baton Rouge or he would feel right at home in South Africa.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26715 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:42 am to
It's amazing what people here take for granted. All of these selfish brats growing up and complaining and bitching about everything about this country don't have a clue how easy they have it and how blessed they are to be here in America. Drop them off in some 3rd world shithole and let them fend for themselves and they'll be crying to come back after 3 months.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3524 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:43 am to
He sounds like a grown up Stewie from Family Guy.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13903 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:44 am to
Well, we know he’s not in BR or Jackson…
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10559 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:51 am to
I know a guy who has 2 South Africans working for him. One weekend he went by their house and they were in the front yard with a grill set up grilling lamb chops. He said they were sitting in lawn chairs watching the cars drive by and we’re amazed because they said where they were from if you did that the first car that drove by would stop and the people in the car would try to steal all your food and the grill.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82846 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:56 am to
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
5761 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 6:58 am to
Thank you sir, we're thrilled to have you. Just be sure you tell your children (especially your daughters) to avoid our public transit. There are evil people on those commuter trains that stalk white people, especially young white females.

And when (and if) one approaches you and attempts to engage you in an argument, just turn and walk away. They're not right in the head.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103161 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 7:01 am to
“Two teenagers at midnight having a nice conversation”

Umm that’s a drug deal bro
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
14805 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 7:09 am to
Its just a matter of time. Look at sporting events, NBA, in large cities.

Thanks to Biden and progressives for speeding up the process.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31753 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 7:29 am to
I don't think he would do the same thing at the truck stops on Lamar Avenue in Memphis.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33988 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 7:32 am to
Is truck robbery a thing in South Africa?
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
38435 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Take him to some of our urban areas.



A white South African would think our roughest urban areas are a joke compared how things are over there.

I used to work with a SA and he thought Atlanta as a whole was the greatest city on earth.
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