Slagathor

Pretty sure I peaked in 5th grade ...

[quote]Didn't handle any snakes, though.[/quote] It’s fine. If you get bitten, just bite the snake’s head off and use the body for a tourniquet. ...

[quote]We'll make you French 75 that'll hurt your feelings[/quote] I’ll be armed and ready for the challenge along with my lady gang! :drunkards: ...

[quote]always smell good, unless it's after a hot track session, then I smell hott[/quote] ooooh, I’m gettin’ the vapors :smokin: The odor I was referring to was that cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,...

[quote]Yes - I would know[/quote] I knew I was missing out by not going to Spring Break Vacation Bible School! :wah: ...

Aloha Bork :lol: IDK what you’re talkin’ aboot GRT and Aspy :daughter: It smells like vinegar, dill, and desperation in here ...

[quote]Any baw looking to be in this predicament?[/quote] AFAF...

[quote]you know what I like....,,,...,,,,,,,,,? Fingers,, in my booty,,,,[/quote] Why did you pay me $5 not to tell anyone that you like fingers in your bee hole if you’re gonna post it here for everyone to read?! ETA: bites of cold rotisserie chicken while standing inside the open frid...

[quote]wut i'm popcorn'ing 4...i just wanna fit n[/quote] It’s code for butt stuff ...

[quote]And he turns the camera sideways..[/quote] because he cares and also that's the only way the phone will fit in his teeth to hold ...