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re: Easter Sunday family drama: my nephew was told the Easter Bunny is not real...

Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:41 am to
Posted by midnight_chopper
Member since Mar 2018
654 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:41 am to
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I know not everyone is going to figure it out on their own by 1st grade like SFP and friends did, but that 4 year gap is yuge.


And I have no doubt that, even at 6 years old, you were a know it all condescending douche to others once you found out.
Posted by 0x15E
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Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:42 am to
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How much of a dick are you? It's a kids innocence that make a kid be a kid. While your sons at it, why doesn’t he tell his cousin where babies come from also!


Jimmies: [Rustled] [Not Rustled]
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72320 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:42 am to
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Well not just me. A group of us did. We had a roundtable (that school had round tables for lunch) discussion about it and decided it wasn't true.


No you didn’t.

You were 6. You didn’t have a round table with anyone.

I deal with 6 year olds on nearly a daily basis.

You couldn’t be more full of shite if your first name was Septic Tank.
This post was edited on 3/31/24 at 9:43 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424833 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:43 am to
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y! Be more like SFP. A sad, lonely miserable frick who hates religion bc his life is full of pain and God wouldn't do that to him if he were real.

Posted by MasterDigger
Member since Nov 2019
2172 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:43 am to
You just went off the deep end
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and chop the dick off and become a tranny loving democrat.
This is a weird leap from the Easter bunny discussion. The real world would have them not believing the tranny stuff too.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424833 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:43 am to
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Kids can be pretty cruel in the school yard about things like that.

Yeah I specifically remember kids being ROASTED in third grade because they still believed.
Posted by Benne Wafer
Member since Jan 2015
403 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:44 am to
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... my son said "this was more fun when I still believed in the easter bunny...
... me and my wife got involved and say we are not playing along with the lies you are telling your kids.... blah blah blah

So it is okay for your kid to have this experience but the same experience becomes lies when it is your nephew's.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
424833 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:44 am to
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And I have no doubt that, even at 6 years old, you were a know it all condescending douche to others once you found out.


Naw. On kid named Josh (who was really religious and sheltered) fricking had a conniption fit so we didn't really go talking about it outside of that small group.
Posted by Hateradedrink
Member since May 2023
1346 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:45 am to
In an era where 10 year olds are posting awful shite of themselves in TikTok or shite like that, I welcome news of a 5th grader who still believes in the Easter bunny
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24150 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:45 am to
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Halloween Easter?

Yes, I was wondering how this worked out.

Almost sounds like they have eggs so big that they can keep kids in them. Perhaps we should alert law enforcement.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63406 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:46 am to
You don't fully stop being a child until you have one. Write that down for your next roundtable of shite heads.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:47 am to
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No you didn’t.

Literally happened.

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You were 6. You didn’t have a round table with anyone.

Again, wrong.

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I deal with 6 year olds on nearly a daily basis.

How many with 140+ IQs do you deal with?

At least 3 of those kids went onto gifted classes and one was particularly gifted (not including me in this)
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32966 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:48 am to
Sounds like you’re the trashy part of the family
Posted by Hateradedrink
Member since May 2023
1346 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:48 am to
homie, when I was 6/7, I was absolutely having “round table” discussions.

Not about philosophy, but about whether lasers were magic or not or how lightsabers work in Star Wars, or how to deal with the girls taking over our fort
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15383 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:49 am to
bullshite. At fifth grade I was slapping chicks on their butts and getting detention. Santa was a non factor
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68530 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:49 am to
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Well not just me. A group of us did. We had a roundtable (that school had round tables for lunch) discussion about it and decided it wasn't true.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99603 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:53 am to
I’m honestly impressed the kid made it that long without someone spoiling it for him. Kid’s a dick for doing so. In all of the harmful shite kids deal with these days, believing in things like the Easter Bunny and Santa while it’s age appropriate is actually refreshing.

The step-kid had Santa ruined for her by her Mom at the age of 9 because she was “tired of having to do extra” to maintain the ruse because her step-kids with the new husband “didn’t believe in that silly stuff”. Still want to throat punch her over that one.
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
4515 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:53 am to
This is funny….because I am not in the middle of that. However, it’s no one’s business if a kid believes in the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72320 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:54 am to
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Literally happened.
No it didn’t.
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Again, wrong.
Uh huh.
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How many with 140+ IQs do you deal with?
Probably more than you do.
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At least 3 of those kids went onto gifted classes and one was particularly gifted (not including me in this)
You weren’t the only person in gifted classes, SFP.

So was I.

I am not going to create a BS story about a round table discussion with other 6 year olds though.

I don’t care that much about what the people on this site think of me.
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
5148 posts
Posted on 3/31/24 at 9:54 am to
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told her she can GTFO if she wants us to play along like puppets


I don't believe you. Gif

Karen would have put you down with quickness.
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