re: Woman Stuck in Tesla For 40 Minutes With 115 Degrees Temperature During Vehicle Update

Please stop minimizing her experience with your toxic masculinity

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Just to be clear, she wasn't locked in... At any moment she could've used the manual door release, the same as every other vehicle in existence...

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You mean... she could have.... OPENED THE DOOR?

I'll be she was a blonde.

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A blonde was desperate for money...
so she decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs.
At the first house, a man answered the door and told her. 'Yeah, I have a job for you. Could you paint the porch?'
'Sure,' smiled the blonde, 'I'll do it for $100.'
'Great,' the man replied. 'You'll find the paint and stuff you need in the garage.'
The man went back into the house to his wife, who'd been listening. 'A hundred bucks! Does she know it goes all the way around the house?' asked the wife.
'Well, she must. She was standing right on it!' he said.
About 45 minutes later, the blonde knocked on the door. 'I'm all done,' she reported.
The man was amazed. You painted the whole porch?'
'Yeah,' the blonde said. 'I even had some left, so I put on two coats!'
The man reached into his wallet to pay her.
'And by the way,' said the blonde, 'that's not a Porsche. It's a Ferrari.'

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1) you have to basically double opt in to start the update via the app and it makes you confirm the car won’t be usable while it’s updating (which is why everyone schedules it overnight)

2) you can cancel the update mid update at any time from your phone and it tells you that when you start the update

3) you can open the doors without power with the handle that may damage the window seal if done too much

these stories and headlines are part of why our society is so fricked up, we turn legitimate retards into victims

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1) you have to basically double opt in to start the update via the app and it makes you confirm the car won’t be usable while it’s updating (which is why everyone schedules it overnight)

2) you can cancel the update mid update at any time from your phone and it tells you that when you start the update

3) you can open the doors without power with the handle that may damage the window seal if done too much

these stories and headlines are part of why our society is so fricked up, we turn legitimate retards into victims

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Sir, did you not know that everyone on this board is a Tesla expert and has hundreds of hours of experience driving these? I kid...so many hot takes can be disproved by those with experience here.

Not 103. The horror.

Bitch please. We used to get in the car in high school. Turn the geater on full blast with it 96 outsode and see who would bitch out first

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Janel documented her ordeal in a TikTok video, which has since garnered nearly 30 million views.

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Dumbass does something stupid and gets 30 million views on tiktok. Even if update only took the 24 minutes she estimated it would have been too hot in the car before update finished.

She also wasn’t trapped. She chose not to use manual door release.

It’s been said multiple times, but there is a reason China doesn’t allow their own product to be used by Chinese citizens.

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Give me a 1973 Chevelle with a 350 and holly 4 barrel… and see ya later.

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'73? meh.

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these stories and headlines are part of why our society is so fricked up, we turn legitimate retards into victims

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you mean our best and brightest arent behind these content aggregation sites where they just shite out 20 articles a day with sensational headlines over things they see on tiktok or reddit or what 4 people are tweeting about?

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Give me a 1973 Chevelle with a 350 and holly 4 barrel… and see ya later.

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454 bruh. I want it suck gas.