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re: Has anyone done Hemorrhoidectomy before?
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:32 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:32 pm to fr33manator
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Absolute instant relief. I was in serious pain.
What in the hell causes them to get so bad?
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Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:38 pm to Northwestern tiger
First few weeks you’ll wonder why you did this and think you were better off before.
After that it’s great. Major life improvement.
But those first few weeks bro…. Terrible.
After that it’s great. Major life improvement.
But those first few weeks bro…. Terrible.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:45 pm to Northwestern tiger
Recovery for me was not fun. Bonus, lost 10 to 15 pounds because I refused to eat. I was so scared of that first bowel movement!
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:45 pm to Pax Regis
I’ve been putting it off for a couple years.
tried the banding about a dozen times
I ain’t no puss but i am scared of that kind of pain. Maybe later this year...
it’s amazing what you can get used to. Then you remember you don’t have to live like this
tried the banding about a dozen times
I ain’t no puss but i am scared of that kind of pain. Maybe later this year...
it’s amazing what you can get used to. Then you remember you don’t have to live like this
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:47 pm to Northwestern tiger
There is another surgery called a stapled hemorrhoidopexy that is billed as having a shorter recovery time, if your hemorrhoids haven't gotten too terrible yet.
However I would say whatever recovery time they give you I would double it. Also make sure you got time off work.
However I would say whatever recovery time they give you I would double it. Also make sure you got time off work.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:55 pm to NihilTerraCurva
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Recovery for me was not fun. Bonus, lost 10 to 15 pounds because I refused to eat. I was so scared of that first bowel movement!
I would put recovery time to feeling closer to normal like 3 freaking months imo
Posted on 6/13/23 at 7:59 pm to bad93ex
Don't really know. It was annoying and one day it flared up to the point I had to go home from work. Had to take about a week off the pain was so bad
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:00 pm to Pax Regis
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First few weeks you’ll wonder why you did this and think you were better off before. After that it’s great. Major life improvement. But those first few weeks bro…. Terrible.
This was my exact experience. I still had blood in my poop for a looooooong time
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:02 pm to Northwestern tiger
Tell the doctor to save them in a jar for you. They make excellent catfish bait.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:05 pm to Northwestern tiger
Epson salt soaks are very helpful.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:07 pm to LazloHollyfeld
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Ask him for the daddy stitch to surprise your boyfriend
Jesus Christ rofl
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:23 pm to Northwestern tiger
quote:Prayers sent.
I’m scheduled for one next week.
I was talking to the surgeon asking him for which state-of-the-art instrumentation he’ll be using. He said just his knives and scalpel.
Also have colonoscopy and endoscopy tomorrow. Trying to empty out before the procedure.
You’re going to have to cleanse back to back weeks.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:26 pm to RedheadedStepchild
When I first began working our store manager took a road trip to a place several hundred miles into Mexico. He had terrible hemorrhoids. Had been hospitalized before with them. Anyways, he did this long trip over terrible roads. When he returned he was immediately admitted to the hospital and spent 3 weeks in hospital and 3 months off work. This was a quite a few years ago, I hope the treatments are better now.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:43 pm to BallHawg10
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This was my exact experience. I still had blood in my poop for a looooooong time
It was so bad that at my follow up appointment I thought something had gone horribly wrong. Doc just laughed at me. Apparently shitting flaming hot bleeding coals is totally normal.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 8:52 pm to Northwestern tiger
The recovery fricking sucks. It feels like you're shitting razor blades every time you have drop a deuce. You'll have to take a bath in room temperature water after each time to help your bunghole heal. Good luck to you 
Posted on 6/13/23 at 9:00 pm to Pax Regis
Had one in 2004. It was not a lot of fun. Was on pain meds for several days, but I had to have it done. Ultimately glad I did.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 9:16 pm to Northwestern tiger
They can’t be that bad if you just can’t put a rubber band around them an let them shrivel up.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 9:20 pm to Northwestern tiger
If you are used to pegging, you may want to take a break for a while.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 9:30 pm to Northwestern tiger
I had mine 2 days ago.
Glad that's behind me.
Glad that's behind me.
Posted on 6/13/23 at 9:31 pm to fr33manator
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ETA: actually it was just getting one lanced.
I had one lanced and drained that was the size of a marble. Raced motocross the next night. For anyone that doesn’t ride MX, it’s good technique to stand on the pegs rather than sit on a dirt bike, but most of us are lazy and sit most of the time.
That night I had the best technique ever - don’t think my arse touched the seat for two entire races.
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