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Church pews
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:03 pm
Can anyone recommend someone that reupholsters church pews? Preferably in north Louisiana.
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Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:04 pm to tigger4ever
Good opportunity to buy some nice chairs
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:04 pm to tigger4ever
All I can tell you is that they all taste the same
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:07 pm to tigger4ever
You'll only find Jesus in the churches that use folding chairs. Also, you can wear shorts and a collared t-shirt in those on Sunday. frick wearing hot stuffy jeans
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:12 pm to tigger4ever
You 'member that church with the priest gettin' all satanic and sexy time with dominatrices?
I'll bet they know a good re-upholstering company.
I'll bet they know a good re-upholstering company.
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:13 pm to Turnblad85
quote:
You'll only find Jesus in the churches that use folding chairs. Also, you can wear shorts and a collared t-shirt in those on Sunday. frick wearing hot stuffy jeans
This post was edited on 12/3/23 at 10:14 pm
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:13 pm to tigger4ever
quote:
Can anyone recommend someone that reupholsters church pews?
Did someone poo on your pew?
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:15 pm to Turnblad85
quote:
collared t-shirt
What exactly is a collared tshirt?
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:30 pm to tigger4ever
Prayers sent.
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:47 pm to tigger4ever
Man who fart in church, sat in pew.
Posted on 12/3/23 at 10:53 pm to tigger4ever
The little country church I went to growing up got inmates from the nearby prison to do it for them. I doubt the inmates got paid much of anything, but the ladies in the church cooked lunch for them every day. Apparently, there was a list of inmates a mile long trying to get that work.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 6:48 am to Turnblad85
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frick wearing hot stuffy jeans
That’ll be two “Our Father’s” and one “Hail Mary” my son.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 6:54 am to pelicanpride
quote:So “cooked lunch” is a euphemism for sex now?
I doubt the inmates got paid much of anything, but the ladies in the church cooked lunch for them every day.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:00 am to tigger4ever
The back is soft but the seat is hard
Why can’t they get it right
Why can’t they get it right
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:06 am to tigger4ever
My parents church wanted an update so they looked up the costs to have the pews re-upholstered. It was actually cheaper for them to buy brand new pews for the whole church instead of the labor to recondition the old ones. The old fabric was stapled AND glued down, and the finish needed a nuclear bomb to help remove it.
They ended up selling the old pews to anyone who wanted one. It was a nostalgia thing. Problem is who could fit a 30’ long bench in their house.
ETA: this was BRLA.
They ended up selling the old pews to anyone who wanted one. It was a nostalgia thing. Problem is who could fit a 30’ long bench in their house.
ETA: this was BRLA.
This post was edited on 12/4/23 at 7:07 am
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:08 am to parrothead
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What exactly is a collared tshirt?
Posted on 12/4/23 at 7:34 am to tigger4ever
Serious answer: Look up past issues of the Louisiana Baptist Message online. It’s a small newspaper that is sent to members every month or so. Anyway, they have a classified section in the back, and I’m pretty sure there are pew upholstering services listed there.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 8:52 am to Turnblad85
Also, you can wear shorts and a collared t-shirt in those on Sunday. frick wearing hot stuffy jeans[/quote]
Mark 12:41-44
I dont think the intent was to have you dress like shite just because the place you worship allows you to.
I also thought sloth was a deadly sin. But heck who knows.
Mark 12:41-44
I dont think the intent was to have you dress like shite just because the place you worship allows you to.
I also thought sloth was a deadly sin. But heck who knows.
Posted on 12/4/23 at 9:24 am to tigger4ever
real churches have plain wooden pews 
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