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Posted on 12/14/23 at 4:53 pm to cdhorn28
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A goose, those things will make you look so dumb.
Its funny because they have 0% chance of actually hurting you. One swift kick and they're done, but I think most people don't actually fear the goose, but fear someone seeing you kick the goose
This post was edited on 12/14/23 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 12/14/23 at 4:57 pm to real turf fan
Damn. In that case run like the wind...
Posted on 12/14/23 at 4:58 pm to X123F45
Crazed camel toe.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 5:13 pm to soccerfüt
Lizards. Those things give me the creeps. Oh, and those small, slimy green frogs that attach on glass doors and windows! Ewwwwwww
Posted on 12/14/23 at 5:25 pm to X123F45
Screaming kid running around the grocery store.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 5:56 pm to X123F45
A pinworm in MY arse 
Posted on 12/14/23 at 5:59 pm to X123F45
Mosquito (I know it’s an insect)
Posted on 12/14/23 at 6:01 pm to X123F45
Posted on 12/14/23 at 6:03 pm to jaytothen
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Brain-eating amoeba
An educated man…
Posted on 12/14/23 at 6:11 pm to deeprig9
Part of me hopes you are lying so someone on here does that and it makes it to youtube.
This post was edited on 12/14/23 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 12/14/23 at 6:15 pm to Larry_Sinclaire
quote:
A goose, those things will make you look so dumb.
quote:
Its funny because they have 0% chance of actually hurting you. One swift kick and they're done, but I think most people don't actually fear the goose, but fear someone seeing you kick the goose
My wife's father lost his younger sister as a two year old when she was attacked by a goose. It bit her, beat her with it's wings and apparently scared her to death.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 6:22 pm to TygerTyger
quote:lil baw
She said he was about 8 years old and cute as could be. She opens the door and he says "I'm here about the frog".
Posted on 12/14/23 at 6:27 pm to X123F45
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Smallest animal
I stared down a bear one night in my poncho tent as a child
Did not run then, never really saw a need to run since.
Now insects are another story. This creepy b*st*rd is not only the most toxic spider on earth, it is very aggressive and no fear at striking anything in "their" territory. If that was not bad enough, the thing can jump waist high which means it could literally drop those fangs in your balls.
Never seen one in real life, and this SoB makes me never want to visit Australia.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 7:06 pm to Cheese Grits
I've been a pest controller for many years, I don't really have a fear of anything. With that said, there's a difference between being scared of an animal, and being smart enough not to frick with it. I'm not scared of a raccoon but I'm not stupid enough to chase it down and grab it (or attempt to grab it).
Going under houses makes me a bit nervous because of skunks. I'm not afraid of skunks under normal circumstances but under a house you're kind of pinned down, skunks will repeatedly spray if it's target doesn't retreat and since there's nowhere to retreat to you're gonna get hit a few times. frick all that.
So for the sake of this thread I'll say skunks while under a house.
Going under houses makes me a bit nervous because of skunks. I'm not afraid of skunks under normal circumstances but under a house you're kind of pinned down, skunks will repeatedly spray if it's target doesn't retreat and since there's nowhere to retreat to you're gonna get hit a few times. frick all that.
So for the sake of this thread I'll say skunks while under a house.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:17 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
Bobcat. They will frick you up.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:23 pm to DTRooster
Mink.
If mink weighed 10 pounds it wouldn't be safe to live here
If mink weighed 10 pounds it wouldn't be safe to live here
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:33 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Part of me hopes you are lying
I had a big problem with them at the neighborhood lake.
I went through many deterrent devices and methods that I can't go into due to federal laws and whatnot, and things of that nature.
I have plenty of experience with the geese. At my kid's montessori school they have a pond, and the geese were harassing the children, I nodded my way up to the goose and sat his arse down.
They go through a molting season of their flying feathers in early summer so they can't really fly, so they get extra aggressive knowing they are sitting "ducks". They also hatch babies during this time. If you have enough water snakes and raptors, those will be eliminated naturally and quickly.
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:04 pm to yellowfin
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4’10” Mexican woman
That chacla will reach out and touch you at range
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:12 pm to deeprig9
I would think a pit bull could do short work on a flock
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