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re: A blast of cold water (bidet)
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:09 am to White Bear
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:09 am to White Bear
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Still no confirmation on where the forcibly removed flakes of turd end up. looks like ball sack is a likely target.
In the toilet. If you shite, flush, bidet, you’ll see them down there if you’re that fricking curious
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:35 am to Will Cover
Anal polar plunge is good for the system.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:41 am to Joshjrn
quote:I’m not curious, it’s the potential for high pressure scattering of bits that concerns me.
In the toilet. If you shite, flush, bidet, you’ll see them down there if you’re that fricking curious
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:42 am to Steadyhands
quote:you're one of the ones with the mudbogged arsehole.
what did you do before, just wipe a couple times and call it good enough?
unless you wax your anus of its hairs, your butthole is not clean from just using toilet tissue.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:47 am to Alt26
quote:
Don't wipe too aggressively though or you will end up with a dingleberry forest
That's why you gotta shave the trees, bro.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:52 am to Will Cover
After we used the warm water ones... now all of them in the house are the same model. Once you start you cant go back
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:29 pm to Will Cover
PRO TIP: Be sure and get the heated seat along with the warm water tank.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:30 pm to UltimaParadox
quote:What kind?
same model
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:36 pm to Tvilletiger
You don't have to "cut a line". It plugs in.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:37 pm to Will Cover
The French were once a strong, powerful nation, then the bidet was invented, and well, you know the rest.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:38 pm to Wolfhound45
Toto. I have 3. 5500H if I recall. It won’t scatter your shite. Not that much pressure. IT’S the Goldilocks model. Warm water, warm seat exhaust fan. There are much more expensive Models but the 5500 is all you need. 1st discovered these things in a fancy hotel in southern France in 2013. Changed my mind about toilets. Great for crawfish season for sure.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:44 pm to dovehunter
I, for one, prefer the cold blast of water. It's -10 outside right now and I've noticed the water is colder than normal, but I find it refreshing.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:55 pm to 1MileTiger
Anyone without the warm water feature ever get that surprise bonus hot blast once every blue moon?
Heavenly.
Heavenly.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:55 pm to Wolfhound45
quote:
What kind?
Tushy is simple and easy to install. Make sure you search Tushy bidet and not just Tushy.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:08 pm to mudshuvl05
quote:
quote:
what did you do before, just wipe a couple times and call it good enough?
you're one of the ones with the mudbogged arsehole.
unless you wax your anus of its hairs, your butthole is not clean from just using toilet tissue.
I didn't say it was clean, or cleaner. Just sounds like in the past you must have had a lot of shite stained underwear because you barely wiped.
Obviously a bidet is better, but it's not a night and day difference. It's not soap, water, and scrubbing.
Also, you still have to wipe your arse with regular toilet paper from time to time. You just leave your arse caked with shite until you can get to a bidet, since it's so much dirtier?
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:11 pm to loogaroo
quote:
Tushy is simple and easy to install. Make sure you search Tushy bidet and not just Tushy.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:16 pm to Wolfhound45
quote:
What kind
I have a brondel with heated seat and warm water option. Only issue is the need for electricity. Had to have outlets installed in 2 bathrooms.
Worth every penny. Will never own another house without one.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:20 pm to White Bear
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I’m not curious, it’s the potential for high pressure scattering of bits that concerns me.
It's up to you how much pressure you crank in.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:27 pm to Tvilletiger
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I have already been looking at them on Amazon. Just dont really want to have to cut a line in a cabinet to get to the hot water.
If you're hot water line isn't directly under or next to your water heater, then doing that is rather worthless. The water will still be as cold as it is in the pipe right next to the toilet. You need a bidet that warms the water, meaning you need electrical to the toilet.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 1:43 pm to Will Cover
And once you're done using it, there's no better satisfaction than looking at the shite residue or shite flakes at the bottom of the toilet.
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