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Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:04 am to
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6852 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:04 am to
When you’re more excited about how much MPG you get than the horsepower.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1192 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:10 am to
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You can appreciate a good porch.


X1000 with a swing
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
1192 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:19 am to
Figuring out how to complete a task by “working smart, not hard” and after you figure out how to do something more easily, you wonder “why TF you didn’t do it this way for the previous 50 years?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150906 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:26 am to
Bruce Willis was 32 when he was in Die Hard.

That one hit me like a ton of bricks years ago when I realized that. I'll be 45 later this year, and it still feels like he's older than me in that movie.
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4550 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:28 am to
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You wake up to pee
Every fricking night


I have a variation on this. I actually plan my entire night around not drinking too many fluids so I don't HAVE to get up and pee. I literally have a cutoff time where I say to myself, "no more water for you"

My 20 year old self is laughing his arse off at me now...
Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1424 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:32 am to
How do you know when you’re halfway? The woman in your fantasy has her bra off? Can you resume later or do you have to start over?
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13468 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 7:36 am to
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You know when you say “I’m too old for this“ when all you’re doing is bending over to put your tennis shoes on


Or when you see your FIL putting on velcro strap shoes and think, " I need those.'
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19331 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:09 am to
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When fishing in the morning and smoking a j in the afternoon is the totality of your day's plans, you're doing something right.

shite that was me during college and was out for summer.

That's not getting old. That's a great fricking day for anyone.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66426 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:13 am to
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You know you’re old when…

Cleaning the garage is a relaxing experience.

i have become my father.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
1028 posts
Posted on 5/16/24 at 8:24 am to
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Or when you realize there’s players in the NFL the same age as one of your kids.

A “kid” who went to high school with my niece (same class) just had his fifth year option picked up and signed a four year extension.

I can’t stop seeing this dude as a kid
This post was edited on 5/16/24 at 8:30 am
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