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Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:52 pm to Alyosha
When you’ve worked at the same company long enough that a good portion of the workforce there wasn’t alive yet when you started.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:01 pm to Alyosha
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You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
I just napped through kung fu panda and it was glorious
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:20 pm to Alyosha
You break your finger trying to peel an orange 
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:30 pm to Traveler
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When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
I’m there
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:45 pm to Alyosha
When they start calling you pawpaw.
When you wear shorts and have to double check to make sure your nuts aren’t peaking out when you sit down.
When you wear shorts and have to double check to make sure your nuts aren’t peaking out when you sit down.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:51 pm to Alyosha
Movie naps are the absolute best.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 8:14 pm to Alyosha
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You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap
My husband's hearing is going so he uses closed captioning while watching tv, so he complains because there’s none at the theater
Posted on 3/17/24 at 8:15 pm to Alyosha
I was doing that before I was getting old.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 8:17 pm to Alyosha
I last until the epic climax the whole movie has been building up to, then I'm snoring until the end.
I can't tell you how many movies this has happened in. The Force Awakens, Avengers Endgame (the first marvel movie I saw), desolation of Smaug...
I can't tell you how many movies this has happened in. The Force Awakens, Avengers Endgame (the first marvel movie I saw), desolation of Smaug...
Posted on 3/17/24 at 8:18 pm to goodgrin
Women see your flirting as cute instead of creepy.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 8:19 pm to Traveler
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When 40 year old women are more appealing than 20 year olds.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 8:21 pm to BayouENGR
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husband's hearing is going so he uses closed captioning while watching tv, so he complains because there’s none at the theater
I just tell people I'm going deaf so I can ignore them.
Or make them yell in inappropriate places just to frick with them.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 9:56 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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You wake up to pee
Every fricking night
Only once? Lucky.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 10:25 pm to ArkLaTexTiger
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You never walk past a bathroom.
Damn, I resemble that remark.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 3:04 am to auwaterfowler
You decide not to go places when it gets dark
Posted on 3/18/24 at 4:46 am to Alyosha
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You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
You "want to" or you basically have no choice but to.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 4:59 am to Alyosha
I have specific memory of the exact moment of realization. I was strolling toward the food court in the mall when I saw a very attractive young woman walking past in the opposite direction. While I was eyeballin' her I was suddenly jolted to reality, when accompanying her was an older woman who clearly must have been her mother - and Mom was eyeballin' me!
Now in retrospect I should have had a mother/daughter fantasy, but in the moment it was a like a left hook from Mike Tyson.
Now in retrospect I should have had a mother/daughter fantasy, but in the moment it was a like a left hook from Mike Tyson.
Posted on 3/18/24 at 5:15 am to Alyosha
When you see a celebrity that was young and hip that you compared yourself to back in the day but today they look old and weathered. Then you think to yourself dang they look old. Thank goodness i dont look like that old. Well guess what? 
Posted on 3/18/24 at 5:17 am to deeprig9
quote:I lollled.
... when you find yourself in a 29 page thread arguing with a stranger about your property taxes.
Mrs Füt (no pics) refers to all of you reprobates as my “imaginary friends”.
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