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Supercomputer predicts date of humanity's end due to climate change

Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:26 pm
Posted by Rex Feral
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:26 pm
We'll cease to exist in

as little as 250 million years if climate change continues the way it has.

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Posted by LSUnation78
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:28 pm to
Siri, remind me 249,999,999 years to cancel my LSU season tickets. I wont need them that year.
Posted by Laugh More
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:29 pm to
Posted by LSUvet72
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:29 pm to


hell an astroid will get us before then but Jesus will be coming soon !
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:30 pm to
Lololololololol
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:31 pm to
And that's with the garbage it's been fed. It's just a fancy database and you know all the shite it has "learned" has been skewed as frick.

I take this as seriously as if it said 10 years. Useless static
Posted by SOSFAN
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:31 pm to
I better start eating healthier.
Posted by AubieinNC2009
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:32 pm to
need 2 years of quarantine to slow the curve
Posted by Paytonisablowhard
Member since Feb 2024
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:32 pm to
Wheew, well I'll be long gone. I couldn't fricking care less
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

as little as 250 million years if climate change continues the way it has.


Absolutely terrifying. We should change every law and execute COWs on site.
Posted by Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:32 pm to
Well that's just not true. A former bartender with a Masters in Economics who believes MMT works said the world will end in 12 years if we don't fix muh climate now. And that was in 2019, so we have only 7 years left!

What does a supercomputer programmed with the latest data from a diverse set of disciplines and the capability of making a quintillion complex calculations in about a second know that she doesn't?


/sarcasm
This post was edited on 5/6/24 at 12:33 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:35 pm to
I guess I better restart those withholdings for my 401k.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:38 pm to
Wait, didn't a congress woman who was a bartender say 12 years?
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

as little as 250 million years if climate change continues the way it has.

Goodness! Stupid science is rampant, and stupid scientists are purifying the stupidity quotient more and more each day.

We are living in an Ice Age folks.
250 million years ago Atmos CO2 was >2000ppm, >400% today's level.
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:44 pm to
Did they forget to factor in the cow farts or something??
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 12:45 pm to
Bryan Johnson will have solved climate change by then

Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Well that's just not true. A former bartender with a Masters in Economics who believes MMT works said the world will end in 12 years if we don't fix muh climate now. And that was in 2019, so we have only 7 years left!


That is insane, and myopic.

Supercomputer predictions are only showing an average of around a 2C increase by around 2050. So...that certainly wouldn't be the "end of the world".

For example...the average overall temperature in Baton Rouge last August was 89.1F with an average high of 98.2. A 2C increase would only move the average temp to 92.7 and the average high to 101.8 F. Seriously...how different is 98.2 to 101.8? Hydrate, wear sunscreen, use Air Conditioning...it will be fine.

We've already got cooled football helmets making their way into the sport...people are adaptable.
Posted by Sidicous
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 1:15 pm to
If we raise taxes high enough we can squeeze out a few million more years!!!
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14071 posts
Posted on 5/6/24 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

250 million years

Geat. Right when we get the national debt paid off, this is going to happen.
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 5/6/24 at 1:25 pm to
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hell an astroid will get us before then


The fun thing about a killer asteroid is that it must be huge AND it must be coming right at us.
We only see distant asteroids that are moving up, down, sideways, etc. If one is coming right at us it looks like a fixed star in space minding it's own business. And then it's too late.
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