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KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:4956
Registered on:1/20/2008
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If the SEC had balls they would have it Rickwood Field. ...
I've got three kids and I'm fine with others not wanting kids. It's better for society to leave the parenting to people who desire the task, because it is a monumental one. The problem is people having kids with no real desire to be an actual parent. ...
I thought Megan Mullen held the record for most wood hugged in an hour. I guess records are made to be broken. ...

re: High school reunion

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/7/24 at 8:26 am
My 10 year reunion was fun. My 20 year reunion sucked arse. All the black folks got mad because it was held at a country club that used to be whites only (this was during tearing down statue season). They cut the music and wanted everyone to have a conversation about how hurtful it was. Several peo...
Just two dudes sending poems to each other. Nothing gay about that at all. ...
She weighs about 15 lbs more, but she's had 3 of my kids. Still looks pretty good for mid-40's. However, [quote]she is married to some fat baw[/quote] I'm the fat baw. ...
Ole Miss vs Union was the Jefferson-Pilot game of the week. ...

re: Talladega Check In Thread

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/19/24 at 10:15 am
Headed there after work today. I think it's supposed to rain on Sunday so the race will probably get take forever or get delayed. ...
Walker county isn’t bad unless you mess with the wrong people or hang out in Beat 10. ...
Never mention the dogs again. They are a nonfactor. 1. Write her up for poor job performance. 2. Write out a plan for her to improve her work. 3.She either gets with the program or gets gone. ...

re: MIght be trouble in T-Town

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/10/24 at 11:00 am
DJ Durkin killed a kid...
Connecticut is beautiful but Alabama crushes them in biodiversity. In between all of the dollar generals there are 64 different terrestrial ecosystems and 77,000 miles of waterways. ...
Selling weed and taking drugs ...
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Some dude had this same thought after Frank Thomas left in 1946....

re: CLEMSON is SEC

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/21/24 at 9:24 am
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Hinkley is a record holder for horny. To shoot a president so Jodi Foster would notice you is wild. ...
Careful. Your brain may get gentrified with the amount of real estate Bama owns. ...
When I seek opinions on social and/or racial issues, I always turn to the scholar that wrote “Pop that Pussy”. Thank you Uncle Luke. ...
Say what you want about Shula the coach but as a QB he beat Ohio State, USC and Notre Dame and then married a bad bitch :pimp: [img]https://img.fae.ro/fda838.jpeg[/img]...