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Riding around on Christmas morning and seeing how much land is devoted to parking lots

Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:32 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:32 am
It might be the only day of the year when almost all of them are empty. With no vehicles around the scale of all those asphalt surfaces at strip malls and Walmarts becomes readily apparent. What if they weren’t needed and were something else?

As a society we certainly spend a lot of our time, resources, and land on our vehicles.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 11:58 am
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:33 am to
We should make every parking lot a wind turbine
Posted by MugMan
Member since Dec 2022
442 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:34 am to
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society we certainly spend a lot of our time, resources, and land to our vehicles.


We had millennia of being stuck at home with philosophers like you. We were motivated.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24148 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:34 am to
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What if they weren’t needed and were something else?

Definitely doesn’t help with flooding.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
11752 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:35 am to
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all those empty asphalt surfaces around strip malls and Walmarts becomes readily apparent.

Contributes a bunch to increased flooding risk as well.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
90006 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:37 am to
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As a society we certainly spend a lot of our time, resources, and land to our vehicles.


Correct, as the vehicle is the most efficient mode of transportation we have. It allows us to bring food and clothing home. It allows us to connect with friends and family. It allows us to travel to see other parts of the country and learn more about who we are.

I don't see the problem.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9451 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:39 am to
quote:

weagle99

Thinking of all the dildo stores that could take the place of those pesky parking lots?
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6644 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:41 am to
This post has me thinking that I need to go and get another vehicle for Christmas. Three isn’t enough
Posted by 7thWardTo314
Member since May 2017
1286 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:42 am to
R/frickcars would be a good place for you to visit
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:42 am to
quote:

As a society we certainly spend a lot of our time, resources, and land to our vehicles.


I have 4 cars in my family, but only 2 drivers.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150961 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:44 am to
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As a society we certainly spend a lot of our time, resources, and land to our vehicles.

Like Joni Mitchell said:

Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58408 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 11:45 am to
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Riding around on Christmas morning and seeing how much land is devoted to parking lots


Do you really have that little to do
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
7800 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 1:41 pm to
The thing that always strikes me when I come back to visit family in a small town in Alabama is the amount of unused, mostly abandoned paved lots.

There is pretty much enough parking now for every person in the entire county to park within walking distance of any store all at the same time.

Yet, when I come back next summer I'll see 20 more acres of woods cleared and more metal buildings with big parking lots with twice as many newly abandoned ones all around.


In the town paper, I'll read a local politician bragging about growth.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58325 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 1:55 pm to
Riveting story
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6786 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 2:05 pm to
Subscription driving service with driverless technology will probably be here soon enough.

Basically driverless Uber is what I'm envisioning.
This post was edited on 12/25/22 at 2:06 pm
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4143 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 3:14 pm to
Don’t worry there won’t be anywhere to go shortly. Or anything worth buying once you get there.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39351 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 4:35 pm to
We should ban the automobile and all use ATV's instead. The gubmint fooks up I-10 and there's gridlock? Through the median to work, it is.

Never mind, some dickhead would prolly want to enforce electric ATV's and not have enough electric to charge them.
Posted by Zzyzx
Member since Nov 2018
1910 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 5:08 pm to
Every place without parking lots is a shithole. It’s a direct correlation. Moving from Northern California to Southern California blew my mind. There was nowhere where you could just park your car easily (or for free) and leave it for however long you wanted. Hell sometimes I’d leave it for a weekend or something.

It’s the new thing I look for if I’m scouting out a new place to live. Do we have parking lots? Or is it some shitty faux European pussy bullshite where’s it’s “so much more enjoyable to walk and take public transit”

Eat a dick.

Public transit is a place for the homeless to defecate
Posted by Nathan Hail
Part of a Vast Network
Member since May 2022
655 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

It might be the only day of the year when almost all of them are empty. With no vehicles around the scale of all those asphalt surfaces at strip malls and Walmarts becomes readily apparent. What if they weren’t needed and were something else?


what would we do with roads? can't just stop with parking lots, keep going down your line of thought.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66030 posts
Posted on 12/25/22 at 5:15 pm to
The seminal tome on the subject-

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