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re: Biggest butt chewing you ever took?
Posted on 5/17/23 at 7:55 pm to Tiger Ryno
Posted on 5/17/23 at 7:55 pm to Tiger Ryno
Was working cattle with a old cowboy who'd just fallen off the wagon. I'm not good with horses and was on one I couldn't really control. The cows got past me and folks waiting a quarter mile away at the catch pen said they could hear him hollering.
From a woman?
I told her we were leaving at 6. She didn't start getting ready until 5:55: she called me at 7 asking where I was at, I was at the event.
From a woman?
I told her we were leaving at 6. She didn't start getting ready until 5:55: she called me at 7 asking where I was at, I was at the event.
This post was edited on 5/17/23 at 7:58 pm
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Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:01 pm to Tiger Ryno
Dad or work? Dad was I was so drunk after a 5 hr drive from Baton Rouge I sat ate green bean casserole cold because I couldn’t move. Work, military so…. There were plenty.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:02 pm to Tiger Ryno
My Dad.
He was outside working on the car and needed me to hold the "Johnson Rod" or something.
Teenage me thought I had plenty time to drag around and get there on my own time..
He came running back in and tore into my arse yelling "I told your sorry arse to come outside and you're sitting in here like a fricking knot on a log" then he started speaking in some evil tongue I couldn't understand.
Total arse eating...
He was outside working on the car and needed me to hold the "Johnson Rod" or something.
Teenage me thought I had plenty time to drag around and get there on my own time..
He came running back in and tore into my arse yelling "I told your sorry arse to come outside and you're sitting in here like a fricking knot on a log" then he started speaking in some evil tongue I couldn't understand.
Total arse eating...
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:02 pm to GeauxtigersMs36
Probably sn email that I sent that triggered a lawsuit
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:10 pm to 14&Counting
High school football coach. Late in the game, with the game well in hand 2nd team offense in the game goes three and out. I’m on the sideline not paying attention. Punt team is called. Only 10 go out because I’ve got my head in my arse. Coach calls time out and tears me a new one.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:12 pm to GeauxtigersMs36
quote:still haven't sobered up
Dad was I was so drunk after a 5 hr drive from Baton Rouge I sat ate green bean casserole cold because I couldn’t move.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:16 pm to Tiger Ryno
When I worked at JCPenney in college - I worked at three counter which was catalog, credit, layaway, and gift wrap
Some old woman came in with a free gift wrap coupon - well, it was for the Penney’s employee to wrap a gift - but she wanted just the paper and bow - I told her I couldn’t give that to her (some stupid policy) - so she went off on me about being young, stupid, and disrespectful, she cursed at me, and yelled - so I got the manager - and he said to just give her the paper and ribbon (we had to make the bow when we wrapped) - so I did - she told the manager thank you - and when he walked off she crumpled up the paper and threw it at me because she wanted the paper in a package and threaten to strangle me with the ribbon since it wasn't a 'fricking bow'
Some old woman came in with a free gift wrap coupon - well, it was for the Penney’s employee to wrap a gift - but she wanted just the paper and bow - I told her I couldn’t give that to her (some stupid policy) - so she went off on me about being young, stupid, and disrespectful, she cursed at me, and yelled - so I got the manager - and he said to just give her the paper and ribbon (we had to make the bow when we wrapped) - so I did - she told the manager thank you - and when he walked off she crumpled up the paper and threw it at me because she wanted the paper in a package and threaten to strangle me with the ribbon since it wasn't a 'fricking bow'
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:20 pm to Tiger Ryno
Probably my parents, I got chewed out and yelled at so much as a kid, I am numb to it
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:37 pm to GreenRockTiger
That’s hilarious
Posted on 5/17/23 at 8:52 pm to AUriptide
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
Your mom chewed my butt pretty good one time 
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:37 pm to HillabeeBaw
quote:
Drill Sergeant on first day of Basic Training. a-hole gave us all the business.
Haha, AF basic was a vacation.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:51 pm to Tiger Ryno
I used to sell a packaging item to Gel Spice Company in Bayonne, NJ. Their owner got pissed at me and threw me out of their plant when I argued with him about some material specifications that he had signed off on.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:53 pm to Tiger Ryno
Was a young teen and disrespected my Mom, calling her a pig.
When Dad got home from work he lit into me, picked me up with one hand around my neck and launched me across the kitchen, crashing against the kitchen counter.
I pissed my pants while airborne...
Never disrespected my Mom (God Bless her) again...
When Dad got home from work he lit into me, picked me up with one hand around my neck and launched me across the kitchen, crashing against the kitchen counter.
I pissed my pants while airborne...
Never disrespected my Mom (God Bless her) again...
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:03 pm to Texas Ram
I used to work at Sam's Club and as a part of the job, I'd greet and check for membership cards. Someone was walking in and didn't have one (I guess he didn't understand how the warehouse/membership-only process worked). He lit into me calling me every curse word you can think of. I think he started making some up too. I was speechless and confused at what just happened.
This post was edited on 5/17/23 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Biggest butt chewing you ever took?
No comment
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:14 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Biggest butt chewing you ever took?
You must be young, back in the day it was a whippin with a belt, switch, or some other form of ancient punishment.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:15 pm to Tiger Ryno
A few. But this one sticks with me the most.
First day of being an intern and I am in the ICU. I have been a doctor for just a few hours. When my senior resident passes out on the toilet in the resident lounge in the ICU. The other female resident walks in and sees her on the ground. She then calls a code blue. This is announced over head as: “code blue ICU resident room.” This happens in a large teaching hospital.
Needless to say everyone comes to this code. I mean everyone. My senior, who had passed out, was mortified and then brought to the ED (just fine).
Well she replaced by the most hateful german (literally from
Germany) senior who spends the rest of the day just bitching at me and the other interns. Well at the end of the day our attending just lit into our team for shite care we had done. Keep in mind the senior is filling in rather than on elective and we are as fresh as we could be to all this. My attending Then points at my replacement senior and tells him that me an the other interns are the worst doctors ever and probably wont be in medicine come Christmas.
I will tell ya what though we tripled our work and had a great month by the end. But yeah. I will never forget that arse chewing.
First day of being an intern and I am in the ICU. I have been a doctor for just a few hours. When my senior resident passes out on the toilet in the resident lounge in the ICU. The other female resident walks in and sees her on the ground. She then calls a code blue. This is announced over head as: “code blue ICU resident room.” This happens in a large teaching hospital.
Needless to say everyone comes to this code. I mean everyone. My senior, who had passed out, was mortified and then brought to the ED (just fine).
Well she replaced by the most hateful german (literally from
Germany) senior who spends the rest of the day just bitching at me and the other interns. Well at the end of the day our attending just lit into our team for shite care we had done. Keep in mind the senior is filling in rather than on elective and we are as fresh as we could be to all this. My attending Then points at my replacement senior and tells him that me an the other interns are the worst doctors ever and probably wont be in medicine come Christmas.
I will tell ya what though we tripled our work and had a great month by the end. But yeah. I will never forget that arse chewing.
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:30 pm to Jasharts77
quote:
I ran an Ironing business in bootcamp I was so busy I had to hire workers. 5 bucks per shirt 5 for pants. 9 for the pair. I made more ironing than the RDC did for pushing boots. They got big mad I got all kind of extra attention for the last 2 weeks of boot camp till the last 2 days and they told me they was actually impressed with the hussle. But the real money was the kid that had the cell phone. Nov 2002 Great Lakes. Plt 057
Oh, so you were THAT guy in Boot
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:58 pm to DesScorp
Lol
Mine was in the military… getting the butt chewing similar to…..
“Your days of finger banging
Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!! Your soul belongs to Jesus but your arse is mine! Get down and give me 50 you scumbag!”
Constant arse chewings…..
Mine was in the military… getting the butt chewing similar to…..
“Your days of finger banging
Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!! Your soul belongs to Jesus but your arse is mine! Get down and give me 50 you scumbag!”
Constant arse chewings…..
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