Someone is trying really hard to make *fetch happen.

And by fetch, I mean, Dylan Mulvaney. Shortly after a photo shoot with Lady Gaga, the guy has released a pop song that’s nothing but a Dollar Store ChatGBT written Taylor Swift / Katie Perry knock off.

This psycho should have been buried after the bud light catastrophe, yet keeps trying to stay relevant. Why?

He shows up on stage and attempts to do comedy. Unfunny & cringe. Gets booked for a speaking gig at Penn State University, which draws ones of people. Rows and rows of empty seats.

As much of a lunatic as this person is, there’s no way he keeps getting booked and promoted like this all on his own.