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Sheila Jackson Lee: The Moon Is 'Made Up Mostly of Gases'
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:30 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:30 pm
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While Democrats and leftist alarmists decry conservatives for supposedly peddling "misinformation" about "the Science™" related to climate, COVID, and genders (there are two, FYI), their own Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas is out and about telling constituents some real whoppers about the solar eclipse.
Speaking on Monday at an event she claims to have "created" at Booker T. Washington High School in her Houston-area district, she tried to provide some scientific explanation for the solar system's workings — but any students who listened are going to fail Astronomy 101.
"You have the energy of the moon at night," Jackson Lee tried explaining to attendees, seeming to misunderstand that the moon doesn't release energy at night, it is merely reflecting light from the sun.
"And sometimes you've heard the word 'full moon,'" she continued. "Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon," which the graduate of Yale explained is a "complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases."
Huh? The moon is, well, solid. That's why astronauts can...land on it. There is a notable lack of gases on the moon, hence the need for space suits for the Apollo astronauts to not immediately die outside of their lunar landers.
While Democrats and leftist alarmists decry conservatives for supposedly peddling "misinformation" about "the Science™" related to climate, COVID, and genders (there are two, FYI), their own Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas is out and about telling constituents some real whoppers about the solar eclipse.
Speaking on Monday at an event she claims to have "created" at Booker T. Washington High School in her Houston-area district, she tried to provide some scientific explanation for the solar system's workings — but any students who listened are going to fail Astronomy 101.
"You have the energy of the moon at night," Jackson Lee tried explaining to attendees, seeming to misunderstand that the moon doesn't release energy at night, it is merely reflecting light from the sun.
"And sometimes you've heard the word 'full moon,'" she continued. "Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon," which the graduate of Yale explained is a "complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases."
Huh? The moon is, well, solid. That's why astronauts can...land on it. There is a notable lack of gases on the moon, hence the need for space suits for the Apollo astronauts to not immediately die outside of their lunar landers.
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Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:31 pm to Night Vision
I thought it was made of cheese 
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:32 pm to Night Vision
That's dumb. Everyone knows it is made of cheese.
ETA: Dammit Leto!
ETA: Dammit Leto!
This post was edited on 4/9/24 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:35 pm to Night Vision
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Sheila Jackson Lee/YALE
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:36 pm to Night Vision
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Huh? The moon is, well, solid. That's why astronauts can...land on it.
You are confusing the moon and Mars. The astronauts landed on Mars. Neal Armstrong left a flag there.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:38 pm to Night Vision
Moons over my Hammy
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:39 pm to Night Vision
Like your butt, the moon is full of gas.
That's why showing someone your butt is called "mooning".
That's why showing someone your butt is called "mooning".
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:41 pm to Night Vision
Showing off her Didn't Earn It Ivy League diploma.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:41 pm to Night Vision
As an aside, if the moon were made of spare ribs do you think Shelia would eat it?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:42 pm to Night Vision
Looking at her face alone tells you she has a sub 50 IQ
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:46 pm to Night Vision
Those comments would make VP Dumbass, giggle.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:46 pm to Night Vision
If we flip Guam, can that propel a rocket to the moon to collect gas?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 1:57 pm to Night Vision
Itsa big pizza pie!
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:14 pm to Night Vision
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graduate of Yale
WTF?
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:15 pm to Night Vision
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"You have the energy of the moon at night," Jackson Lee tried explaining to attendees, seeming to misunderstand that the moon doesn't release energy at night, it is merely reflecting light from the sun.
"And sometimes you've heard the word 'full moon,'" she continued. "Sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon," which the graduate of Yale explained is a "complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases."
Makes you question law school admittance policy.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:35 pm to Night Vision
Whenever someone asks why I have no respect for the ivy leagues or lawyers, SJL is my go to argument.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:39 pm to Night Vision
Calling her a stupid count is an insult to all the other stupid counts out there.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:43 pm to Night Vision
She needs to be quiet about anything concerning space.
During the first mars rover mission she was in control room and asked if they could get a shot of the American flag planted.
How did she go to Yale?
During the first mars rover mission she was in control room and asked if they could get a shot of the American flag planted.
How did she go to Yale?
This post was edited on 4/9/24 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:44 pm to Night Vision
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which the graduate of Yale explained is a "complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases."
Harvard grad wrote this article laughing his arse off.
Posted on 4/9/24 at 2:46 pm to Night Vision
What if it was made of spareribs? Would you eat one?
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