Is Snoke Mace Windu?

No. It's Darth Maul.

No. It's midi-chlorians.

That's a pretty solid theory

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Is Snoke Mace Windu?

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Nope.

Canon EU has made Snoke pretty clear, IMO: he's the other entity the Emperor was searching for in the outer rim.

Snoke is Snoke

No. You are all mistaken. It is Jek Porkins.

17 minutes? Is there a tldr?

No. Snoke is nobody we know from the Star Wars universe. Snoke is not Plagueis, Windu, Sidius, Maul, or any one we know.

Getting tired of the Finn is blah blah's son, Rey is blah blah's daughter. Why does an existing relationship have to exist?

No, Snoke is the leader of the Alien race from Independence Day.

Kylo-Ren is merely a young Dark Helmet

Poe, a young Lonestar

Lonestar, is of course, also the president during independence day.

Remember, Kylo Ren (Dark Helmet/ Ben Solo) is Lonestar's Father's Brother's Nephew's Cousin's former roommate.

Rey was once Kylo-Ren's "roommate". Her cousin, is none other than Kylo-Ren. His Uncle is Luke Skywalker. Luke's brother is Han Solo.

Han Solo fathered Poe on earth after walking out on Leah and Ben, and left Poe in a "Ford Galaxy". Poe grew up an orphan on earth and served in Vietnam as a fighter pilot. Poe is force (or Schwartz) sensitive, which is why he is such a capable pilot. After Vietnam, he ended up hitching a ride into space and joining the Republic and then the Resistance. After the defeat of the First Order, he buys a Winnebago which he outfits as a starship and changes his name to avoid Kylo-Ren, who is still out there. Kylo changes his name again and takes command of the forces of Spaceball City to use them to conquer the galaxy (at the direction of Snoke, of course). When the Spaceballs are defeated by Lonestar, Snoke sends his own army to conquer the galaxy, starting with Lonestar's home planet of Earth. Lonestar returns to earth after the defeat of the Spaceballs, fleeing his marriage to the princess. He somehow manages to run for President and win, just in time for Snoke's armies to come bearing down on the planet.

So, how does the timeline work out?

Well, Independance Day took place in 1996, roughly 10 years after Spaceballs. Spaceballs, about 10 years after The Force Awakens, which is 30 years after ROTJ. ROTJ is 4 years after A New Hope, which is 19 years after Revenge of the Sith.

Independence Day: 1996
Spaceballs: 1986
Force Awakens: 1976
Return of the Jedi: 1946
Empire Strikes Back: 1945
A New Hope: 1942
Revenge of the Sith: 1923
Attack of the Clones: 1920
Phantom Menace: 1910

Ezra