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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?

Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:37 am
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:37 am
Got woke up at 1 am for fun time after my wife was reading a book she couldn’t put down in bed.

Guess who’s getting more of these books from Amazon?
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7544 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:39 am to
Yes The Iliad and the Odyssey both as a matter of fact
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98443 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:44 am to
Who knew a biography of St Teresa of Avila wouldn't be arousing. Oh well.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6558 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 2:44 am to
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Got woke up at 1 am for fun time


Does fun time = fricking? Are you a child?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14878 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 3:13 am to
Were you thinking about how you were going to post about this on TD during the act?
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:19 am to
Reading about fictitious cock is probably a huge turn on for her
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 4:20 am
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:30 am to
quote:

Guess who’s getting more of these books from Amazon?


This guy.. on the side.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 4:52 am to
My wife read Monster Blood by RL Stine and now she thinks we’re gonna be consumed by a green slime with unquenchable thirst

Take that as you will
Posted by kfaulk03
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
1481 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 5:18 am to
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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?


I like reading sailboat magazines and pretending I’m going to sail away one day
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11549 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 5:42 am to
Yes. My wife was reading some Roman history bullshite and she told me Rome would have never fallen to the visigoths if I were around back then. I was rock hard for days.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14090 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:03 am to
No. She must be preserving it for her next victim.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4956 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:07 am to
You taught your wife to read? What’s next, letting her vote?
This post was edited on 7/7/23 at 6:11 am
Posted by MaleB
NC
Member since Jul 2016
248 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:08 am to
quote:

Got woke up at 1 am for fun time after my wife was reading a book she couldn’t put down in bed.

Guess who’s getting more of these books from Amazon?


Hey jackass. How bout a link to the fricking book
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66026 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:10 am to
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Anyone else’s wife read a book
Bravo sir.

You immediately exclude 90%+ of Gump and Arky responses with this quality thesis format.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117755 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:11 am to
Pretty sweet “my wife can read” thread/brag.

Lemme guess… she votes and can drive, too
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64484 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:18 am to
Careful. She reads enough of them and it’ll replace fun time.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41266 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:28 am to
Wasn’t 50 Shades of Grey the book for this a couple of years ago?
Posted by PetroAg
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:30 am to
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This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 9:07 pm
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4104 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:43 am to
My wife can’t read
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38644 posts
Posted on 7/7/23 at 6:46 am to
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Anyone else’s wife read a book that improved your adult time?


Mine did. The 50 Shades book. And then the movies that followed. We separated a few months later.
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