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re: Florida Man Mugshot of The Day

Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:50 am to
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6538 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:50 am to
quote:

I did a reverse image search on google and based on my research, that is a giraffe testicle.


That'll teach him to pass out in a Krystal.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36107 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:53 am to
That's Mark Cuban's Evil Mutated Twin Brother.

Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72996 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 6:57 am to
quote:

The most impressive thing to me is that he hasn't yet gotten high enough to whip out a pocketknife and just cut that thing off


He would have to have some cauterizing tools available. He would bleed like a stuck pig.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4388 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:00 am to
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51786 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:51 am to
quote:

He would have to have some cauterizing tools available. He would bleed like a stuck pig.


He's Florida Man, he likely has a lighter and crack pipe on him at all times.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150852 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:53 am to
Reminds me of the conjoined fetus lady from early South Park:

Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
2780 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:56 am to
You could bait a trot line with that beauty.
Posted by CajunInFL
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2007
1958 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:57 am to
Shortest line up at any police station ever.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64718 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 7:58 am to
Ok, the whole truck nuts thing has officially jumped the shark.
Posted by bamadontcare
Member since Jun 2013
2780 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:01 am to
It would look better if he had a scrotum with hair surgically added.
Posted by Pork Que
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2010
788 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:03 am to
quote:

I’m pretty sure that’s a tumor,


Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3402 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:15 am to
How the hell do you not go to the hospital/doctor before that thing gets that big?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78051 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:18 am to
For some reason, I could see this guy having a porn career
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65852 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:25 am to
No way that he doesn’t post on the Poli Board.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16945 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:27 am to
Looks like master blaster
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
2437 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

I would appreciate if a medical professional or weirdo who knows these things could explain what that thing is on his forehead.
Bump.

Sorry, but this has been on my brain and top-of-mind all day now...

If someone here can pop in and provide an answer, I would be much obliged...

Posted by wahoocs
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2004
22367 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 12:41 pm to
I would say hemangioma

If not, it obviously would have been removed already

There are some hemangiomas that come with high risk
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
8055 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 12:54 pm to
I thought it was the drugs he was selling…. Stuck to his head
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4976 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 1:14 pm to
Look at the guy let him cook whatever he needs to get by guys. Have some freaking sympathy.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132514 posts
Posted on 5/1/24 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

How the hell do you not go to the hospital/doctor before that thing gets that big?

Have you seen the wait time?

This guy obviously likes drugs more.
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