re: Least expensive method to bury someone

Donate her body to science ???

1. Look up the number to the hospital.

2. If the phone rings with any variation of that number, don't answer.

3. Profit.

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So my question is what do I do if the hospital tells me she passed away.

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Then hang up.

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Pig farm.

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I didn't want to laugh, but I had to.

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With the cost of funerals, even cremations (around $1500-$2000), some families have no choice.

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Can we first count the number of iPhones and Galaxy phones before we declare everyone in the family totally decrepit? I'm nearly fricked out on seeing a chick behind the Burger King counter that has a phone released a month ago.

Priorities. Don't care about your fam, but you care about your phone, your nails, your whip, etc.

Stop taking agency from people. They have responsibility. They're not subject to exigent circumstances like the poor bastards in OH, over which they had no control.

The deep freeze is the way to go

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looks like the Ex found a way to get more money out of you even at the end. I understand why your doing it for your daughter would be my guess. Good enough reason in my book and your daughter will appreciate you even more when she gets older and has her own kids.

My thoughts went straight to "things to say in a shoot interview".

An actual burial didn't cross my mind l.

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oes the mom have/Is she going to leave daughter any money?

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She's mentally ill and broke. As recently as 3 years ago she was remarried to a rich guy who had a Ferrari and bought her a brand new convertible BMW. Then he put her up in a super nice apartment for a year after they separated. Now they're divorced. She's still in the apartment due to the eviction moratorium in L.A. County but that's coming to an end. Now she's in intensive care with a serious heart condition. It's really a sad situation tbh.

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Donate the body to science. They'll use the organs they can and then use the rest as a cadaver to teach medical students. Then they'll cremate everything and send you the ashes.

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The deceased has to elect for this to happen, and the paperwork needs to be filled out/signed by them. We ran into this problem when my sister died unexpectedly. We all knew that was her wishes, but at 31, who thinks they need to make those arrangements?

We had to do this same thing with my wife’s aunt. A funeral home cremated her for $2000, and we bought an urn on Amazon for less than $50. The funeral home urns we’re hundreds of dollars, and the ‘burial package’ for a damn urn was something like $1500 more. We dug a small hole at the family plot and put some ashes there so she could be with her parents. Her best friend took some and I think he sister took some. We have the rest on a book case in our living room.