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re: Request for ruling from OT etiquette experts: women not wearing hose to funerals

Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19718 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:37 pm to
fricker is dead and hanging out with Allah/God.

Just show up, be silent and bury the corpse.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:41 pm to
I’ll sign the petition to kick this girl to the curb
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142715 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

I’ll sign the petition to kick this girl to the curb
heck yeah

We gittin' dat big mo(mentum)
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32840 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:46 pm to
I don’t think my wife owns “hose”, does anyone under the age of 50 wear that?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142715 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

I don’t think my wife owns “hose”, does anyone under the age of 50 wear that?
Take off hosers!!!
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4668 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:49 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/25/20 at 11:28 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Wife thinks bare legs at funerals are trashy. I say NBD.


Ask your wife if this would be acceptable. That's a black dress with a high neckline and those are not bare legs.
This post was edited on 8/31/19 at 1:02 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76645 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:13 pm to
I feel like the dead person won’t care and the mourners shouldn’t notice or care and the people there just to make a quick appearance shouldn’t care either.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21669 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:13 pm to
It’s not so much the hosiery, as it is generational. The under 30ish female is less likely to own a tasteful black dress anymore. The do have a couple they wear to da club. I always get a kick out of them at funerals in the mid thigh mini dress with the 3 inch heels. That’ll be where I park my car.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27264 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:19 pm to
Considering how many assholes are going to show up wearing jeans, a woman not wearing hose is among the least of my concerns.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27528 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:20 pm to
One of our auditors died. His trashy second wife who was 40 years younger showed up in fishnets
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:21 pm to
Hose are lame.

Should oy be used to keep chicken livers on hooks, or to tie tomato vines to stakes.
Posted by Bobupinheah
Member since Aug 2019
95 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:28 pm to
Do they have to be pantyhose or are garters, stockings and crotchless panties ok?
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:30 pm to
Funerals are trashy
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:47 pm to
bare legs offend the death gods. if you have bare legs at a funeral the dead person is stuck in purgatory forever. everyone knows that.

"if you liked the guy, put hose on the thigh."
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68506 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 1:59 pm to
I think they look good.


Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:37 pm to
Nobody wheats hose now, anywhere
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136869 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Nobody wheats hose now
correct

They are all corned these days
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 3:34 pm to
I honestly can’t remember the last time I saw a woman actually wearing panty hose in public.

I didn’t think they were a thing anymore.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66030 posts
Posted on 8/31/19 at 3:44 pm to
Pics of your wife?

A hose funeral or a bare naked-legged ladies funeral?

You’ve got questions and I’ve got the answer:

Sag deiner Frau, dass du es in ihren Hintern stecken musst.
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