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Whoever engineered this stage deserves an award

Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167637 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:42 pm
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1412 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17083 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:55 pm to
Picture this.

-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:56 pm to
How the frick does someone get that fat

Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53947 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:58 pm to
Guaranteed every one of them uses a scooter at Walmarks.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24892 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:59 pm to
Think about this...

Somebody has to climb up in there and wipe her arse every time she takes a shite.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 5:44 am
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
27462 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 12:59 pm to
JFC, she has front calves
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24892 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Picture this.

-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath


That thing ain't fitting behind any steering wheel.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150946 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:01 pm to
Posted by triggeredmillennial
Member since Aug 2023
69 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:48 pm to
People can joke but with heels on she is really introducing point loads to would test a 50lb/sqft live load design. Probably exceeding that by a factor of 4 and getting enough deflection to stretch nails a bit and loosen floorboards.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38637 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:48 pm to
Not sure how you develop arse cheeks on the front of your thighs.
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6392 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:49 pm to
She has a 0.00 vertical
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119145 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 1:50 pm to
Fertile ground for DT recruiting.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6618 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:00 pm to
Be aware that as her body grew her heart remained its' same size.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:09 pm to
good news is:

our taxes won’t be paying for her lifestyle for long.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99520 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by Usurp
Member since Nov 2023
344 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:26 pm to
Cankles & sheet (shin/feet)
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2277 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Think about this...

No, lets don't and say we did...
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34605 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Picture this.

-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath


Painted a perfect picture Add in the loud grunt that goes along with the 2nd to last step.
Posted by OKBoomerSooner
Member since Dec 2019
3141 posts
Posted on 12/20/23 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Picture this.

-She parks the car
-tilts the steering wheel up
-moves the seat back
-leans toward the passenger seat
-swings left leg out
-swings right leg out
-grabs steering wheel and door panel to slide butt toward door
-leans forward to get center of gravity over thighs
-grabs b pillar and door panel and pulls body out car
-stands up and takes several minute break to catch breath

How do you know this so w--

quote:

Fat and Happy

ahh
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