Tigerinthewoods

It is obviously a rare and elusive Touquini Legless Diamondback Lizard. Often mistaken for the common Diamondback Water Snake, they are differentiated by the fact that the Water snake is too proud to ever be found basking on man-made floating debris while the Touquini will often seek out such things...

[quote]they are able to crawl backwards[/quote] That's total bullshite, dude! they only appear to crawl backwards because they are able to push the ground forward beneath them due to the incredible power of their oblique abdominal muscles combined with the shape of their anterior rotator scale...

Sorry, that's not a snake at all, it's a Bigfoot turd about a day old. They do that you know, make turds that look like other animals in order to throw people off or shake them up. Sometimes they hide in the bushes eating dewberries and laughing at humans who try to identify their scat. Ok...Ok, ...

[quote]Is there one snake that you will not catch?[/quote] Bet he won't try to put his hands on a Black Mamba!...

[quote]Just a gorgeous snake! Handling it felt surreal[/quote] When I was in the eighth grade, I found one of these beautiful candy cane specials out in the tree line beyond the football field during P.E. while hiding from the coaches to avoid sweating like a pig. I put it in my underwear so that...

They usually arrive on time for the games....

Baby Cajun Cobra. Not native to South Louisiana, it was brought into the southern U.S. in the 1800's from Southeast Asia and has firmly established itself here. Usually born in clutches of sixty or eighty, they are highly venomous. The venom is unique in that it vaporizes when the snake is behea...

Juvenile Road-striped Adder. Usually found in areas with river rock and scattered red Oaks. Not usually dangerous unless picked up and handled or threatened with a hoe. When in danger they attract humans who hand out $250.00 fines. Enjoy observing, but otherwise maintain your distance. Cou...

[quote]Never supported it, and never will. I'm not the least bit surprised it opened the door to all this degenerate, freak-show insanity, from pedos and drag-queen storytime to trannies and child-mutilations. I pretty much expected it. The country has turned into a truly ghastly, vomitous sewer.[/q...

Multicolored Death Glider. They silently climb as high as possible and then glide down to your face to bite you with venom that paralyzes you but allows you to remain conscious while it swallows you whole. If you kill one or harm it in any way, all of it's relatives will hunt you and your family ...