How do you feel about women farts?

My woman don't fart

I love that bubble gum aroma...

The wetter the better

friend in college thought GF was having massive gasm, only to find out that the hotness tuned quickly into rancidness - she had the runs and it burst all over his legs. It was a shart in the purest sense of a runny fart.

I find it unattractive and not proper

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Just told my story about the one that ripped in my face mid-69.

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Yes, yes you certainly did.

I like to capture them in mason jars and sniff when I get the urge?

But what about poontang farts?