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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21578 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:28 pm to
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Unbelievably Embarrassing Story

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I stop off at Walmart


Pretty damn embarrassing.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19568 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:34 pm to
I was a guest contractor at an IBM facility in 2008, and early one morning selected the wrong bathroom. I noticed no urinals as soon as I walked in, and exited with quickness, but too late as I was busted by an IBM FTE lady exiting into the hallway.

Gave her my best drowsy “Yes I screwed up” shrug and got a laugh in return.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39241 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:34 pm to
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I just have an eventful life, but a little but of embellishment from time to time never hurt anyone


You actually went home and after an hour of straining, were able to squeeze off a tiny fart. The embellishments were formulated while your college friend was trying to push that fart back in.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:35 pm to
Going to Walmart is embarrassing
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6145 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:38 pm to
I once walked into the womens bathroom at the Superdome. After realizing there were no urinals I knew right away to turn around and never look back.
Posted by JamesLang
Member since Mar 2018
388 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:42 pm to
Mexican food and the shits, huh?

If nothing else, that's original.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:44 pm to
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I stop off at Walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol to relive my stomach ache


That good, huh? Wanted to do it again?
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126965 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:46 pm to
No shite??
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:47 pm to
You are not only one.
Posted by SlaughterDale
Slaughter
Member since Jan 2018
296 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:51 pm to
You had 3 entrees ... My lord. You're lucky you didn't suffer a heart attack
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18658 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:52 pm to
So is Walmart the new Ryan's?
Posted by Hedgeman
Member since Oct 2017
202 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:12 pm to
I feel your pain, the Walmart bathroom has been a painful memory for me for a while
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105449 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:14 pm to
Just tell them you identified as a woman at that particular moment, and then as you walk away say, Don't judge me and flip your hair back.
Posted by greenwave
Member since Oct 2011
3878 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:17 pm to
Nothing is embarrassing in Walmart... They've seen it all.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19426 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:41 pm to
I was checking out at Walmart once and had "the pain" hit me, I sprint to the restroom and there's a under construction sign blocking the door.

I blasted in sat down and unloaded with 3-4 guys in there fixing the sink.

Walked out in shame
Posted by LSUfreak1459
Member since Feb 2008
858 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:58 pm to
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I know that the damage had already been done, as I felt many scathing eyes of Walmart employees and shoppers following me as I ran out.

See this is where the problem with your story is. All the other stuff could potentially happen. But I have never paid attention to who goes in and out of the restrooms. And also most walmart employees have zero care. They really wouldn't notice. Unless you were making extremely loud noises and even then they probably wouldn't care.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:37 pm to
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I really don't feel like sharing this one,


go with this feeling next time
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6284 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:38 pm to
Just say you identify as female
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61362 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:39 pm to
You need to calm down.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4710 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:40 pm to
who goes to Walmart to buy 1 item? Especially an item that is sold at gas stations and drugstores.
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